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Thread. The following facts were rejected this year for being made up, or bad cracker jokes.
Thor Heyerdahl founded Kontiki Fried Chicken.
The film The Two Popes hard the working title "Frankie and Benny's"
The Esperanto for sadomasochism is Sadio Mane.
Shirley Temple was named after the daily commute of a Corydon based barrister
Three film compaines rejected Love Actually, because they felt that a bumbling womanising UK Prime Minister making a series of ill thought decisions and still getting cheered at the end was too implausible
The rightwing paramilitary group Combat 12 was devoted to the philosophies and teachings of Alan Brazil.
When Bradley says "Can anynone beat a Chaser" he sometimes mutters "Nearly a thousand at the last count, what do you reckon?"
When Julian Lennon graduated he changed his name to The BA Lad of John and Yoko"
Both Lord Nelson and I would like to be kissed by Tom Hardy on their death bed.
"Now they just call me the one from the Ting Tings" never achieved the same success
One of the side effects of Parkinson's medication, is impulsive spurts of activity.
'Sally Hawkins resolution for 2017 was "This year I will star in two films where my love for a creature is put to the test by having to save him from a canal"
Sister Sledge were named after the ultimate low in cricket banter
When the actor Ewan Macintosh got the job of Keith in the Office, he became the firST person ever to complete the Chicken Song tasklist.
