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Quickly go to market this morning,
Buy a Well nourished Cock/Goat and personally deliver it to your future in-laws house this morning.
Buy a Well nourished Cock/Goat and personally deliver it to your future in-laws house this morning.
Cock not hen please. (No, I'm not sexist.)
You can either add a pack of malt or small bag of rice to it.
Anyways, do it this morning (not afternoon)
See the magic that happens and
Thank me later.
You can either add a pack of malt or small bag of rice to it.
Anyways, do it this morning (not afternoon)
See the magic that happens and
Thank me later.
As a younger brother to many marriageable women and sweetheart to many Mothers.
I know this works.
No
I know this works.
No
In any typical Africa home.
It's this morning they start realising the chickens and goat meat available won't be enough to share around. (It doesn't matter the amount that was bought before)...
It's this morning they start realising the chickens and goat meat available won't be enough to share around. (It doesn't matter the amount that was bought before)...
You bringing in an additional one shows you see yourself as part of the family and endears you to the heart of the women.
The Cock or He Goat is a statement in itself! (Blame human psychology not me)
The Cock or He Goat is a statement in itself! (Blame human psychology not me)
Smart guys have done the needful this morning already.
You can either join them or keep wondering why 'Mummy' doesn't remember your name.
You can either join them or keep wondering why 'Mummy' doesn't remember your name.
Till your successful engagement,
Cheers.
Cheers.
