Ugh, y’all win....Watching ‘Die Hard’ for the first time.

I may share thoughts.
3:30 in. I spot a 🎄 . I look forward to settling the ‘Is this a Christmas movie?’ debate once and for all tonight.
Who has a company Christmas party on Christmas Eve??? Reagan’s 80s were wild.
Ok. I’m certain I’ve heard the name ‘John McClane’ and thought y’all were talking about ‘John McCain’ this whole time.
This is based on a novel??! I’ve never heard someone talk about ~preferring the book~.
Not this man doing a line in Holly’s office...the 80s were wild.
Snape is in this! Awww RIP Alan Rickman.
Ok. What is Rickman’s accent? Is he supposed to be British or German??
Is Bruce Willis barefoot this entire movie?

That feels ill-advised. There’s too much construction.
Ayyyeeee! I didn’t know Carl Winslow is I’m this too! I wonder what he’s been up to.
Y’all my heart is RACING. How has he not been shot???

Action movies would be a lot shorter if henchmen had good aim.
I appreciate that he’s making jokes to himself through this truly horrific ordeal.

I would not be in good spirits if German Fabio was chasing me with a machine gun.
Where is Argyle??!?
Every cop in this movie appears to be terrible besides Carl Winslow and Bruce Willis. I just watched an officer get pricked by a rose bush. Just 🗑.
Bruce Willis almost just demolished the entire building. No one is making good choices at this point.
THIS guy (corporate fraty wannabe wolf of Wall Street bro who was doing lines earlier). 🙄 He needs to go. ASAP.

He looks like he uses “synergy” & “operationalize” a lot in meetings.
THE REAL VILLAIN OF THIS MOVIE. 😡
Lol. Ellis.
I just remembered that Bruce Willis’s wifebeater was white at the start of this movie.

It’s had its own character arc.
Hans is one of the top two characters in this movie. And he’s not number 2.
Oh no. Carl Winslow accidentally shot an unarmed 13 year old with a toy gun. That’s...triggering. 😕
See I predicted barefoot would be a bad decision.
How is this building still standing??!!
Not $600. 😂😂😂
I was really hoping Argyle (the limo driver) was going to save the day in the end.
Ok! Wow. That was a fun ride! Shoutout to Carl Winslow reminding y’all he wasn’t the one in the end.
Final Verdict: ‘Die Hard’ is very clearly a Christmas movie.

It’s the MUSIC. Any movie that takes place around Christmas and has Christmas music throughout is a Christmas movie.

There will be no further arguments on this matter. This is a non-debatable ruling of the Chair.
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