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Pardons! 😂🤣

There is a list of PARDONED people who can no longer invoke the 5th Amendment. If they get a subpoena, and they go to jail until they testify! Ready? 😃
LT. GEN MIKE FLYNN: Whaddya wanna ask him about? His work as a foreign agent for Turkey? The "Middle East Marshall Plan?" His work with Russia's GRU?

Ask away! Or let him rot in a jail cell! 😃
GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS: Set up Trump's illegal bribe from the Egyptian dictator, El-Sisi, during the 2016 campaign. Ask him all about it! Under oath! If he refuses, JAIL UNTIL HE TALKS.
PAUL MANAFORT: Look, this one's tough, because Manafort is an actual goomba who was born to go to the clink, and frankly his lack of access to Clairol Luscious Brunette hair dye is working out.

But he can give up everyone from Ferdinand Marcos to Jared Kushner.
ROGER STONE: Prosecutors, you know you can compel testimony out of this Nixon-era basket case for *decades.* Please find out about the Eliot Spitzer-pharma-mortgage stuff. I'm very interested. 😃
CHARLES KUSHNER: Look, his son is going down for 1000 years of violations of his SF-86 form alone...but ask Charlie about Israel and the years *2000-2002.* Ga' head. That'll be fun. 😈
DUNCAN HUNTER, CHRIS COLLINS: Why were these two Republican Congresscritters the *first* two to support that Queens Mobster? Any prosecutor with some curiosity will have a *lot* of fun with that question! 😃
STEVE STOCKMAN: Huh. Why WAS he running agitprop around that Waco thing during the Clinton Administration? Prosecutors, have at. No more 5A here! 😎
(EG Note: Did these Mob idiots realize that the FBI can now get information into court records on counterintelligence cases that would have been very, very difficult otherwise? No? HAHAHAHAHA 😂🤣)
This could go on a long time.

Either way, while these people are still alive, they can be sent a subpoena and have no recourse to the Fifth Amendment. They testify truthfully...or go to prison.

Merry Christmas! 😀 </>
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