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Labour Party now in Keir 4
Increasing numbers of cases of Corbyn have been detected in all areas of the Labour Party. The Leadership has therefore taken the drastic but necessary step of placing the whole of the Labour Party in Keir 4 with immediate effect.
Increasing numbers of cases of Corbyn have been detected in all areas of the Labour Party. The Leadership has therefore taken the drastic but necessary step of placing the whole of the Labour Party in Keir 4 with immediate effect.
2/ Keir 4 is the highest level of lockdown
The Rules in Keir 4 are as follows:
(1)The symptoms of Corbyn include Socialism, Anti-Imperialism and Party Democracy. All members must be on their guard at all times and suspected cases must be reported and placed in Quarantine.
The Rules in Keir 4 are as follows:
(1)The symptoms of Corbyn include Socialism, Anti-Imperialism and Party Democracy. All members must be on their guard at all times and suspected cases must be reported and placed in Quarantine.
3/ (2)All members not officially authorised to speak by David Evans or Angela Rayner must wear a muzzle in all public or private gatherings of more than one person.
4/ (3)Any member uttering the words “Jeremy”, “Corbyn” or “Jeremy Corbyn” in a non-pejorative context is a “Carrier” and will be suspended and must self-isolate until expelled.
(4)The same applies to “Racism” (unless meaning anti-Semitism), “Islamophobia” and “Palestine”.
(4)The same applies to “Racism” (unless meaning anti-Semitism), “Islamophobia” and “Palestine”.
5/ (5)Any member who has been in contact with a Carrier must self-isolate until further notice.
(6)There is no such thing as the Israel Lobby and referring to it is anti-Semitic and will lead to expulsion.
(6)There is no such thing as the Israel Lobby and referring to it is anti-Semitic and will lead to expulsion.
6/ (7)In order to ensure that the Labour Party is a safe and welcoming space for Jews, any Jewish member expressing views unacceptable to the Israel Lobby will be expelled.
7/ (8)We must convince the Northern working-class voters who have gone Tory that we have the greatest respect for them &understand their legitimate frustration, by incorporating the stupid, racist, xenophobic prejudices of the Authentic Working Class in the next Labour Manifesto.
8/ (9)Any BAME member who complains about racism by Labour Party staff or officials is undermining the drive to reconnect with the Authentic Working Class, thereby imperilling the Labour Victory to which Keir Stamer is leading the Party, and must be suspended pending expulsion.
9/ (10)Labour Party staff who sabotaged the Party’s campaign at the last Election and worked for a Labour defeat are to be compensated for having it pointed out.
