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If you're spending Christmas with people who have the intellect and empathy of an empty coffee cup littered on the bus, here's some helpful lines to remember
"Why is that funny? I don't understand. Could you please explain?"
"Why is that funny? I don't understand. Could you please explain?"
"You still use 'gay' as an insult? That's embarrassing"
"Whoops, you forgot to leave your prejudice at home! Stay with it next year"
"Whoops, you forgot to leave your prejudice at home! Stay with it next year"
"Nobody 'deserves' sexual assault because of what they're wearing or doing. If victim behaviour justified assault, you would've been punched daily in school"
"Gender-based violence is a patriarchal problem, upheld by men, so get your heads out of your ripped underwear and talk to each other"
"I know you think booze makes you funny and substitutes your lack of personality, but chill on the drink - it's making your already thin bigotry filter completely shut down"
"Whenever I have conversations with you I suddenly understand where your kids got their listening skills from"
"We already have ham, we don't need you to be another dry gammon at the dinner table"
"At least you're consistent, your gifts are just as tacky, offensive, and toxic as you. Not being violent towards marginalised groups every time you speak IS an option"
"Your new years resolution should be to stop being an asshole"
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to cuss
And ruin a racist's day
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to cuss
And ruin a racist's day
