The holidays are extra hard for a lot of people this year, so I would like to provide some levity by presenting: King of the Hill Characters As Clients, A Thread
Hank Hill: shows up on time, showers without complaint and leaves your envelope in plain sight but as soon as he gets in bed decides he “loves his wife too much to do this”. Awkwardly cuddles you for the hour before leaving hurriedly.
Bill: constantly texts and emails you between appointments but doesn’t tip you for your time, his version of ‘showering’ before a booking is rinsing his balls in the sink for 10 seconds, the type to send a “u avail????” text at 3 AM.
Dale Gribble: shows up asking if he can do 30 positions in an hour and cum 6 times but ends up nutting within 30 seconds and leaving early
Boomhauer: is so quiet the entire time that you can’t even tell if he’s enjoying it until he tells you, always tips well and has impeccable hygiene
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