Things Ole FC have invented:

- Semi Finals are progress on winning trophies
- 3rd is progress on 2nd
- 66 pts is progress on 82 points
- Managers who did better than the current Manager is the reason for him doing bad
- Tables that don't run from Season start to Season end
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- 325m in 3 windows including 2 WR signings isn't being backed
- Playing 7 defensive players is Attacking Football
- United DNA
- SAF became a good manager at UTD because he had time
- Proven Managers don't work
- Winning the Norweigen title is a top level achievement
- Klopp taking 4 years to win a trophy wasnt because they were a mid table team without a title in 30 years
- Making it into the top 4 at ANY stage of the season is an achievement
- Pochettinho inherited the best team in the PL
- Winning a 2nd leg is beating someone
- Winning individual games against good managers make you a good manager but losing against shit ones doesnt have the opposite affect
- Wanting OGS out makes you a Glory Hunter plastic but hating any other manager is fine
- Ighalo supporting UTD is enough for him to join the club
- Promoting 1 player to the 1st team regular starters means OGS cares more about the youth than the previous 2 managers that also promoted 1 or more
- Paying high prices for players was our biggest problem until OGS did it and not doing so in the Summer was a catastrophe
- Having a bang average player for 10 years is better than a World Class one for 3
- Despite having a first team worth over 700m, a Win against ANY team means Ole Outs were wrong
- Random records broken that didnt need breaking whilst winning titles & trophies, mean something
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