IS SANTA CLAUS STILL COMING TO TOWN?

Concerned about whether Santa will be able to visit safely tonight? Here's a little story to reassure you.
IS SANTA CLAUS STILL COMING TO TOWN?Concerned about whether Santa will be able to visit safely tonight? Here's a little story to reassure you.
IS SANTA CLAUS STILL COMING TO TOWN?Concerned about whether Santa will be able to visit safely tonight? Here's a little story to reassure you.
IS SANTA CLAUS STILL COMING TO TOWN?Concerned about whether Santa will be able to visit safely tonight? Here's a little story to reassure you.
IS SANTA CLAUS STILL COMING TO TOWN?Concerned about whether Santa will be able to visit safely tonight? Here's a little story to reassure you.
Pancake Day deserves more hype. Where are the Pancake songs? The Pancake films? WHY DOESN'T THE QUEEN DO A SPEECH ABOUT PANCAKES.
Pancake Day deserves more hype. Where are the Pancake songs? The Pancake films? WHY DOESN'T THE QUEEN DO A SPEECH ABOUT PANCAKES.
Pancake Day deserves more hype. Where are the Pancake songs? The Pancake films? WHY DOESN'T THE QUEEN DO A SPEECH ABOUT PANCAKES.
Pancake Day deserves more hype. Where are the Pancake songs? The Pancake films? WHY DOESN'T THE QUEEN DO A SPEECH ABOUT PANCAKES.
Pancake Day deserves more hype. Where are the Pancake songs? The Pancake films? WHY DOESN'T THE QUEEN DO A SPEECH ABOUT PANCAKES.
If you'd told us a year ago that we'd now be having to consider important issues like preventing Santa's groin from chafing we'd have said "yep, sounds about right".
If you'd told us a year ago that we'd now be having to consider important issues like preventing Santa's groin from chafing we'd have said "yep, sounds about right".
If you'd told us a year ago that we'd now be having to consider important issues like preventing Santa's groin from chafing we'd have said "yep, sounds about right".
If you'd told us a year ago that we'd now be having to consider important issues like preventing Santa's groin from chafing we'd have said "yep, sounds about right".
If you'd told us a year ago that we'd now be having to consider important issues like preventing Santa's groin from chafing we'd have said "yep, sounds about right".
Massive thanks to the excellent Sally Anderson who illustrated this and had to put up with feedback like "can you make Santa's wee more yellow?"
Here's what the critics are saying:

"HOW DARE YOU SCARE CHILDREN LIKE THIS" - person who stands too close in the supermarket

"it's all a conspiracy" - someone who also thinks the moon landing was fake

"**** you. I hope a shark **** your **** and stuffs it down your ****" - mum
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