1. The media took a day to figure out that Trump was reading the Budget thinking it was the Covid19 bill. I can imagine Trump in the Oval with the worst lawyers on earth looking at the 5k pages of the omnibus that included the Covid bill as a small part and Rudy says, "Look at

2. all this nonsense. It's got foreign aid and carp research in it." And because Trump's lawyers are planning a coup the real @whitehouse lawyers are nowhere near the plotters, so Trump gets a media team and cuts that weird video with the Christmas background not aware that he

3. was attacking his own budget. Now he won't admit he's a nitwit with nitwit lawyers and so he'll just shut down the govt and kill Covid relief and for extra measure he'll attack the military in too. If he shuts it down he should be required to go without a large @SecretService

4. at Mar-a-Lago that should be locked down because @POTUS @RealDonaldTrump shut down the government and there is no money for him to throw private parties.