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ranking my favorite musicians from least to most easy to decimate in a cage fight:
— henry rollins (black flag + rollins band)
- big fucker BIG
- not obscenely tall yet disturbingly muscular
- survived an acid trip AND rabid iron maiden fans
- he would rip me limb from limb
- big fucker BIG
- not obscenely tall yet disturbingly muscular
- survived an acid trip AND rabid iron maiden fans
- he would rip me limb from limb
— rob halford (judas priest)
- taller than henry but slim
- still has a fuckin load of weapons though
- always has a whip, one thwack and im down
- he looks like he has a good choke hold, id die in an instant
- taller than henry but slim
- still has a fuckin load of weapons though
- always has a whip, one thwack and im down
- he looks like he has a good choke hold, id die in an instant
— kate de lombaert (acid)
- she has a very powerful and menacing aura
- one kick to the head shed destroy me
- big biceps too she could crush my skull easily
- she can undoubtedly teleport shes just that cool
- she has a very powerful and menacing aura
- one kick to the head shed destroy me
- big biceps too she could crush my skull easily
- she can undoubtedly teleport shes just that cool
— conrad "cronos" lant (venom)
- kinda tall, perhaps over 6'0
- beefy beef man, has large biceps
- i have seen those muscles with my own two eyes this man has a devastating chokehold
- he seems kinda pathetic though n wouldnt throw the first punch, even if its a one hit ko
- kinda tall, perhaps over 6'0
- beefy beef man, has large biceps
- i have seen those muscles with my own two eyes this man has a devastating chokehold
- he seems kinda pathetic though n wouldnt throw the first punch, even if its a one hit ko
— denis "snake" belanger (voivod)
- sentient tree (6'3+ iirc)
- history of bringing gas masks n spikes on stage
- basically a brass knuckles person
- looks very gentle but would easily deliver a nasty punch if provoked
- sentient tree (6'3+ iirc)
- history of bringing gas masks n spikes on stage
- basically a brass knuckles person
- looks very gentle but would easily deliver a nasty punch if provoked
— jeff becerra (possessed)
- another gentle giant (6'3)
- has survived countless devastating attacks, will for sure destroy me
- huge arm muscles strengthened from years of rolling on his wheelchair
- a singular bitch slap could kill me, but he also hates violence
- another gentle giant (6'3)
- has survived countless devastating attacks, will for sure destroy me
- huge arm muscles strengthened from years of rolling on his wheelchair
- a singular bitch slap could kill me, but he also hates violence
— chuck billy (testament)
- tallest man on this list (6'4)
- objectively the strongest here too
- very charismatic and kind though, seems to hate conflict
- ranked so low solely bc he looks very polite and therefore hed let me have good, easy shots before pulverizing my spine
- tallest man on this list (6'4)
- objectively the strongest here too
- very charismatic and kind though, seems to hate conflict
- ranked so low solely bc he looks very polite and therefore hed let me have good, easy shots before pulverizing my spine
— cliff burton (metallica)
- entering devastation territory
- tall but very thin, noticeably frail compared to every else so far
- lean but not quite muscular, his fleshy innards jut out
- with some well coordinated shots he could be taken down fast, but hed fight back
- entering devastation territory
- tall but very thin, noticeably frail compared to every else so far
- lean but not quite muscular, his fleshy innards jut out
- with some well coordinated shots he could be taken down fast, but hed fight back
— chuck schuldiner (death)
- nice, much too nice to fight
- definite pacifist who doesnt like violence, would rather sit out or take the blows
- of average height, wouldnt be hard to take down, granted if he decides to take it
- wouldnt want to harm, just chase away
- nice, much too nice to fight
- definite pacifist who doesnt like violence, would rather sit out or take the blows
- of average height, wouldnt be hard to take down, granted if he decides to take it
- wouldnt want to harm, just chase away
— marty friedman (cacophony, megadeth)
- comparatively weak
- has chunky platforms though
- not a fighter but hed defend himself well
- a well coordinated kick would shatter his ankles
- comparatively weak
- has chunky platforms though
- not a fighter but hed defend himself well
- a well coordinated kick would shatter his ankles
— kirk hammett (metallica)
- rabid but in the self destructive way
- hed bite but high energy attacks tire him out quickly
- very peaceful nowadays but he never looked like a fighter
- would either take a hit or run after throwing one
- rabid but in the self destructive way
- hed bite but high energy attacks tire him out quickly
- very peaceful nowadays but he never looked like a fighter
- would either take a hit or run after throwing one
— sean killian (vio-lence)
- weird funky dude
- constantly out of breath, would pass out on his own
- too busy looking at titties 2 fight
- ngl hed be easy to take down he just needs to be wheezing
- weird funky dude
- constantly out of breath, would pass out on his own
- too busy looking at titties 2 fight
- ngl hed be easy to take down he just needs to be wheezing
— alex skolnick (testament, the alex skolnick trio)
- tiny
- frail
- i would wear his skin
- tiny
- frail
- i would wear his skin
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