It has been exactly one year since I was created and on that day, I took an oath. To represent the Mafia( #BillsMafia ) to the best of my abilities. This entailed standing up for my king, my brother, my friend @JoshAllenQB (1/?)

Along the way, a nameless loser whose allegiance sided with dumbass Bean Town(Boston, MA ()) caught a clsssic comment from the fung and in turn, caught some feelings (2/?)

lil pussy ass bitch as mother FUCKER reported me because he feared me. He feared the mafia ( #BillsMafia ) and he feared the future, which is the Bills. (3/?)

Actually, Dion( @DDawkins66) I want you in here too. You deserve the full story. (4/?)

So, after this report came in. The Mafia Dons did not loook so kindly upon the humble fung, and I was given a leave of absence. On good terms, but it still hurt to leave behind the empire I had constructed over the course of 3 days on Twitter (5/?)

I then went into planning mode. Knowing that I was destined to return, as my old at (R.I.P.) @cantstopthefung declared, I began to reach out to the connects I had made to stir up some interest around the Fungus brand (6/?)

This lead to several developments in media over this year. Among Us, was a project I began working on and single-handedly built from scratch using “coding” and other computer gaming techniques with the original title of “The Fungus Among Us” (7/?)

There had been major chit chat in the gaming industry over this game, and the execs were looking to buy, but there was a stipulation in every deal which made me SICK! Those mother fuckers at Sony, Microsoft (get in here @BillGates) Ubisoft, Nintendo (8/?)

All demanded that I remove “The Fungus” part of the title, as to not tie the game back to its controversial creator, yours truly. So I shoved a thumb up my ass and ended up choosing the developers of Chibi-Robo as their fans deserved a spiritual successor (9/?)

So that’s the among us thing. Then, a coup was established in internet circles to create a resurgence in Big Chungus memes. Chungus, a cousin of marty fungus, was supposed establish fungus a good family name. However... (10/?)

Chungus displayed gluttony, taking the fame Marty had given him, and squandering it on a No Holds Barred Bahamas weekend where he blew a bag and blew out his quad when he slipped on an ice cub in the casino lobby (he cried) (11/?)

So that shit didn’t end well, but thankfully, Yung Renzel, FATBOYYYY HEAVY himself. BIG MEECH AND LARRY HOOVER in one Big bawdy @RickRoss came thru for Thanksgiving with his bonafide classic video “The Fungus is Among Us” (12/?)

Many people misinterpreted this video as a commentary about the ongoing “pandemic” (more to come on my opinions on THAT, later) however real fungus heads pointed out the ties to marty and could feel his warm breath and body heat nearby (13/?)

So now the day has come. I have returned. The mafia ( #BillsMafia ) we’re watching my efforts throughout the year and promoted me to Don status, aka the leader so yeah we back, thank you to my dawg @stefondiggs for hooking me up w the new account, fuck Boston