To everyone looking at Trump's pardons and thinking, "I'm a bottom-feeding treasonous wretch- I shouldn't flip, I could get a pardon!"

Funny joke on you. *Nobody needs you to plead out.*

The relevant authorities in multiple nations (no doubt, given that you are arrogant morons) have the following, court-ready:
- Cryptocurrency transfers
- SMS message logs
- GPS data
- Wire transfers to LLCs
- Twitter DMs
- Facebook messages
- your friends' proffers...

That's before you consider advances in facial recognition software, dark web seizures, YOUR FRIENDS' TEAR-STAINED PROFFER SESSIONS, the SuperPAC you donated to, the Patreon that fed your podcast $100,000/month from overseas...

None. Of. That. Is. NATO. Intel. Much. Less. Five Eyes.

It's because people like to traffic their criminal communications over the private chats of http://PokerStars.xxx . No national security implications. All prosecution hilarity.

Yeah, if you decide to treason over servers out of the Caymans or Cyprus, understand there isn't a law enforcement agency or intel service on EARTH that will be bothered diplomatically for scooping EVERY. LAST. BIT. AND. BYTE.

And, out of, say, some darknet hell server with 10,000 miscreants and 11 admins, how many have to be promised life under a prison until they offer Scotland Yard or FBI or any good agency everything they need to know to get the identities of everyone else?

Also, how many times did one of the Trump Campaign 2016 morons have to use ANY of those services to get the attention of, oh, every intel service in NATO - especially the countries *without* the strictures of FISA warrants?

BTW, y'all get that, right? That all that Snowden bullshit was BULLSHIT, that FISA is the most strict legal structure for surveillance of any country, right? You get that, right?

And that THE REST OF NATO DOESN'T HAVE THAT? YOU SCREW AROUND, THEY KNOW? GOT IT?

Anyhow...Trump will totally, um, pardon you if you're a traitor.

I've said enough.

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