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1. A record number of podcasts will be released about Australian Football. While the last two full-time football journos in the country will be forced to cover ‘breaking news’ about the NRL and AFL off-seasons.
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2. Fans will be incensed about ‘biased' commentary, then go on to complain about there 'not being enough passion in the game’.
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4. A white middle-aged journo from another sport (is there any other kind?) will declare he 'didn’t know the league had started’ — despite him (and his employer) actively ignoring the game due to their commercial relationships with other said sports.
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5. A prominent ex-player will declare that 'referees are ruining the game’.
A week later he’ll complain about ‘ #VAR ruining the game’.
The following week he’ll urge everyone ‘to have more respect for referees’.
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A week later he’ll complain about ‘ #VAR ruining the game’.
The following week he’ll urge everyone ‘to have more respect for referees’.
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6. On April 1 @TheRealALM will start a crowd-sourcing campaign to buy the Mariners. On the same day, a complimentary article about the @ALeague will appear on the World Game.
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7. @AndyHowe_statto will release a mind-blowing stat that you've never considered, but now can't stop thinking about.
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8. An ex-cricketer who never ‘walked’ will say the thing he 'hates about Soccer is the staging'.
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12. James Johnson will single-handedly bring peace to the Middle East, yet struggle to unify the local game.
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13. Fans will urge us to take the 'Asian game more seriously’, then be disappointed 'we didn't put 'seven past them’.
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15. Lisa De Vanna will score four goals in her final @TheMatildas game to take her above Tim Cahill.
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16. Robbie Slater and Ned Zelic will start their own political party. While in the ultimate #codewar, Eddie Maguire and Craig Foster will contest the same marginal seat in Melbourne.
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17. Peter Fitzsimmons will rehash his annual article on why HE ALONE will NOT ALLOW Football being called anything else but ’Soccer’.
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18. VAR will make an ungainly return for the finals and royally stuff up an important game.
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21. A controversial refereeing decision will convince fans that @SydneyFC are linked to the Illuminati.
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22.
#ALeague
Premiers @MFCbulls
GF Winners @MelbourneCity
FA Cup Winners @goMVFC
Golden Boot @MattDerbyshire2
Wooden Spoon @NewcastleJetsFC
#WLeague
Premiers @BrisbaneRoar
GF Winners @MelbourneCity
Golden Boot @EGielnik
Wooden Spoon @CanberraUnited
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#ALeague
Premiers @MFCbulls
GF Winners @MelbourneCity
FA Cup Winners @goMVFC
Golden Boot @MattDerbyshire2
Wooden Spoon @NewcastleJetsFC
#WLeague
Premiers @BrisbaneRoar
GF Winners @MelbourneCity
Golden Boot @EGielnik
Wooden Spoon @CanberraUnited
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23. @Optus will buy the @ALeague rights.
Tasmania, @CBRRegionHAL and @WollGongWOLVES will be granted A-League licences.
And for a brief moment, the world will feel at peace.
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Tasmania, @CBRRegionHAL and @WollGongWOLVES will be granted A-League licences.
And for a brief moment, the world will feel at peace.
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