I react the exact same way when someone starts talking at length about any of these things:

-video games
-cars
-country music
-CBS primetime television
-veganism
-religion
-carpentry

"Yeah, I don't know what you're talkin about."
HIM: I've been workin on my dad's old Chevy. We just rebuilt the engine and put on Excelsior shocks with a glass pack and radiator nozzles with a 5 gauge pin and...
ME: Yeah, I don't know what you're talkin about.
HER: You should check out my Twitch. I play Legends and Mordekai Franchise Edition and a lot of Warcraft and Metal Lock 4 and Our Somber Acclaim.
ME: Yeah, I don't know what you're talkin about.
HIM: Yeah, me and the wife went to a few concerts last summer. Clint Howardsby opened up for Pam Thompson and they played "Down in the Crick" together to close out the show.
ME: Yeah, I don't know what you're talkin about.
HER: Jesus died for our sins and began the age of forgiveness but before that he built tables complete with ratchet jibs and butt joist compounds and planed eve dowels.
ME: Yeah, I really don't know what you're talkin about. Like at all.
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