Thread by @SailorMoonSub, Another holiday special just in time for christmas! This time it's Justice [...]

Another holiday special just in time for christmas! This time it's Justice League - "Comfort and Joy."

This was sponsored anonymously on ko-fi a while ago, so I hope whomstever you are, you have a great holiday and enjoy the thread!

Martian Manhunter: YOUR ANCIENT WISDOM IS THE SALVATION OF BOTH OUR PLANETS THIS NIGHT

the aliens: we are simply..... a bunch of little dudes

"what's the Martian's name"

"John but make it sci-fi"

my twitter followers after I make a good post

"christmas break" Flash is apparently turning off his office phone and setting his email to auto-reply so your planet BETTER not need saving between now and the New Year

Superman: I Can Change Him

(builds a crude facsimile of a person out of snow) maybe THIS will change your mind!!!

Frankly this is just offensive to Hawkgirls everywhere

Dear Santa this year for Christmas the orphans would like uhhhhhh some fucking CHAIRS

Flash: maybe this world is already beyond saving after all

the only thing that Flash can’t outrun...... is the invisible hand of the free market

Inviting him over for Christmas with the family seems like a very big step for their relationship but I support it

The Kent family is SO accepting they're like "we already had one extraterrestrial son show up at our doorstep, what's one more"

THE IMPLICATION THAT SUPERMAN DOESN’T CONSIDER BEING SUPERMAN HIS “TRUE SELF”??? HELLO??

Target locked on the enemy

I HAVE BEEN PLAYED FOR A FOOL. I REALLY THOUGHT FLASH WAS ABOUT TO BUST IN TO SANTA'S WORKSHOP AT THE NORTH POLE AND STEAL A DJ RUBBA DUCKEE RIGHT FROM THE SACK OF TOYS BUT NO HE JUST STOPPED BY A MANUFACTURING CORPORATION IN TAIWAN

Clark "biggest Christmas stan" Kent is my new favorite superhero oh my god

I SHALL DON THE GARMENTS OF YOUR FACTION TO SIGNIFY MY LOYALTY TO YOUR VALUES OF BEING "HOLLY" AND "JOLLY"

Green Lantern: Your holiday traditions suck??? All I did was drink shitty alien beer and get into a brawl????

Hawkgirl: Says the guy whose idea of "celebrating the season" is creating false images of men out of frozen water????

Ultrahumanite’s mission statement is just “FUCK MODERN ART” and good for him for having principles I guess even if it’s not the hill I personally would choose to die on

drop the DJ Rubba Duckee

Yeah okay you just go into the orphanage and say "This Christmas, I am bringing you... Culturally Significant Literature" and see how long you last before you get eaten alive

ME @ MYSELF trying to enjoy a fun mindless show without my analytical critique brain seeping into it

UltraHumanite: FLASH. PLEASE. IT'S CHRISTMAS.

Flash: that doesn't answer my question

WHO IS THAT GIRL I SEE

STARING STRAIGHT

BACK AT ME

it was worth a shot anyway :(

I love that J'onn telepathically listens to a girl thinking about Santa and he says "oh? she wishes a stranger to climb down her chimney and sample the treats she has laid out by the mantle? then I shall be that stranger"

"I don't understand human religions but I admit they popped off with hymns and stained glass"

WHY FIGHT WITH SPHERES OF FROZEN WATER WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT WITH A SWORD

put the handcuffs on me now you can't make me suffer any more than I already have

Flash: I’ll ask one more time. You didn’t rig this toy to be a bomb, did you?

UltraHumanite: Not unless you count your MIND GETTING BLOWN by the tale of Tchaikovsky’s most beautiful ballet!!!

Flash: CAN YOU PLEASE JUST DO A NORMAL CRIME FOR ONCE