Amiyah got to total sum of $52 on her birthday, and wouldn't let us rest. You will hear "daddy, I want to buy this" "mom, I want to buy this".

Calm down, we know your hand is scratching you.... but let us save this money inside your ATM "saving bank" we just bought you.. 1/11
She took the money out the bank like 20 times a day, I don try steal $1 but this small girl is queen protector of her money. Even ants no fit touch am. Well, finally her cousins said "let's go to the store to do some shopping... I was like "okay no p". So Amiyah, asked if.. 2/11
She could get some things for her new doll (Sissy) at the store. I was like "🤔🤔🤔 well, shebi it is your money? Oya nau". Fam, I shouldn't have said that o. I don fuck up. They sha went to the store.

About 2 hours later, they came back... Amiyah was excited... "Daddyyy!! 3/11
Look at what I got for Sissy 🤗🤗🤗"

Na receipt I first comot for bag. Amiyah spent close to $40 in the store, to buy whatever for that doll.

I was like... 4/11
Ha... you this girl. I know I called you Billionaire kid in that song, but Amiyah na tripssssss, na cruiseeee nau. Why will you spend that much money in store for this ikeregbe baby? No nau.

Her new doll (Sissy)... 5/11
List of what she bought for her baby..

1. New bed : how can you pay over $20 for this bed. How much is my our bed sef? Shey your doll cant share your bed with you ni? She should sha not be surprised when she wakes up one morning and sees me sleeping on it. 6/11
2. Washing machine: we have big washing machine, but she bought another one for that ikeregbe. Shey you can't wash your baby cloth with your hand ni? Ha! God safe us. 7/11
3. "I bought her a set of swimming trunk"... why dear? Why? Where is your doll going to swim? I hope it is not inside my ike ishanwo. Abi sink? 8/11
Well, na she even know, but another small wahala be say, she want to buy toothbrush and toothpaste and hair set for Sissy when next we go to the store.

So, normal normal we go soon buy house, aeroplane and car for the doll.

9/11
I woke up this morning nau, the ikeregbe was chilling in her own bed, like she bought it with her own money. Amiyah even covered her with blanket...

Just look at: 10/11
My question now be say: how will I break into her bank or hack it?

She doesn't want to tell me her pin and she hides her card to get into the ATM.

She also said she doesn't trust me😭:
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