On the flip side...drama happened in the bus I took home this evening.

Conductor clearly said 400, we entered.

When it was time to pay, one guy said it’s 100 e has.

Conductor: driver duro enikan ma bole

Guy: mi o ti dey Busstop

Conductor: Oya Owo da?

Guy: gba (stretches..

..100 naira)

Conductor: driver ani Ko duro

Driver: kazeem ma da mi la mu...kilonshele leyin ni be yen

Guy: driver ma lo

Conductor: fun mi lowo pe abi Baba e lo ra motor fun mi ni?

Guy: ma pe Baba mi mor

Conductor: ma bi nu...Owo da?

Guy: mi o San wo mo...staff

Conductor: baba eh ni staff...driver duro a ti Ko wereh mo ero

Guy: tani wereh?

Driver: oga San Owo

Passengers: Oga pay now, Oga e San Owo now

One man: e mu 100 yen wa...conductor ma San Owo eh

Guy: daddy Eshey e mu owo yen wa ijoko ni mo shin lo

Conductor: e ti si win

Guy: (gbraaaaar* slaps conductor)

Conductor: e mi o gba me leti...Baba kamo e park mo le

Passengers: Kilode te fi gba won leti

One girl: Egbon Shebi won ti de San wo fun yin..Eshey Na gba won leti

Guy: shey won pe e soro. Ashewo

Girl: iyawo te fe sile ni ashewo

Guy: (gbaaa*

...slaps girl)

Passengers: Ha ...

Guy: talo tu fe Soro?

Quiet bus

Guy: conductor eyan mi ma binu a jo wa ni...(pulls conductor from behind)

Conductor: ma fo igo mo yin Lori la e pe yi

Guy: Awon baba baban’la e o to be

Conductor: (puts hand in his pocket) Awon nkan ika to mo to file seyin....Na Dan wo lale yi

Guy: sho ni Ogunleye to mi ni

*driver parks*

Passengers: e ma fi tI yin Ko ba wa oo...driver Dey go now

*conductor jumps down...runs away*

Guy: e bo Lon sa lo

Old woman: oko mi ti yin ti po ju

Guy: mama oko yin wa ni le

*conductor re-emerges with long iron*

Guy: *closes bus door*

Everybody: open the door, e shi ilekun...

Guy: a jo ma ku si ibi ni

Girl: e ma da ku ni

Guy: ma tun e ti e fo

*conductor stretches hand through window and hits the guy*

Guy: iku le re eshe

*guy opens door...jumps down*

Chaos...

*conductor hits him with iron suddenly*

Bloooood

*conductor runs away again*

Guy turns to driver: ma de pa eh ki conductor eh to de

Everybody: Egbon..

...ori yin shey eje

Guy: iya eh

Driver: shey emi mo shey iku pa e ni

Guy: ............
Driver: *enters bus...starts bus and zooms off*

(Guy cursing distantly)

*driver phone rings*

Speaker: e ba mi ni waju

After one minute driving...he parks.

Conductor runs into the bus

Conductor: go on

Driver: o ti shey Bobo yen le Shey ooh

Conductor: Ko sha ku...e go on

Passengers: conductor ori yin wa ni be..., conductor e sha Na ni suru bla bla bla