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god, this makes VeggieTales so bleak. doomed to eternal oblivion themselves, in an act of true sacrifice the vegetables seek only to try and save the humans who consume them. https://twitter.com/maxfieldstanton/status/1341539798197166086
someday the Veggie Tales crew will realize they need not fear hell and engage in a series of hideous blasphemies. 'YOU CAN DO NOTHING, THE GOD WHO MADE US SOULLESS!'
it's also possible that they *do* have souls but since Jesus cannot manifest as a vegetable they are doomed to hell due to the lack of substitutory atonement for vegetables.
gods infinite wrath must be quashed with the eternal frypan of vegetable hell
in this case the veggie tales heroes must be seen as an act of humanist defiance of a Calvinist universe, doomed to hell through no fault of their own, only their ancestor the fruit of the Garden of Eden they nevertheless exemplify virtue
the frequent appearance of the image of Jesus on the inside of fruit and vegetables is his many failed attempts to incarnate himself for their redemption
