It is time.
Let us air.

1. Girl power neologisms
See: shero, girlboss, HERstory

2. People who pull up to a two-lane red light and pull behind the car in front of them instead of switching lanes to the empty lane so they can also be at the front

3. COVID grievances include but are not limited to:
- nosers
- that store hand sanitizer that smells like very cheap tequila
- having a tickle in your throat at the store checkout and knowing everyone will think you’re plagued if you cough

4. That moment when you turn on your zoom camera and it switches from the headshot you have in your profile to your irl face and it’s like

5. How long it takes a cashed jar of peanut butter to get clean before you can put it in the recycling