A Very Special Holiday Season shout out to the hardest working Christ figures in our life; journalists.
You endured partisan insults as you stood bravely for DNC talking points,
You meticulously combed through transcripts looking for that perfect snippet that cast the
You endured partisan insults as you stood bravely for DNC talking points,
You meticulously combed through transcripts looking for that perfect snippet that cast the
President in the worst possible light.
You selflessly worked to keep your company traffic up by maximizing outrage and and division.
Your fact checks held Truth up to the light as a grateful nation learned that "lacks context" is a great way to dismiss uncomfortable statements.
You selflessly worked to keep your company traffic up by maximizing outrage and and division.
Your fact checks held Truth up to the light as a grateful nation learned that "lacks context" is a great way to dismiss uncomfortable statements.
With dogged determination, you brought countless scandals to light like why the President's salt-shaker was larger than the others and that he took two scoops of ice cream.
You led the way in teaching us how to think, what pronouns to use and how we're all hopelessly racist.
You led the way in teaching us how to think, what pronouns to use and how we're all hopelessly racist.
Yes, my hat's off to you, journalists. Your only sin was not succeeding in saving the world even if it cost credibility, honest and integrity.
May your 2021 be filled with coding tutorials.
May your 2021 be filled with coding tutorials.
OMG! How could I forget your heroic work in finding "problematic" ten year old postings of ordinary, average kids who had the audacity to get a sports scholarship of do a good deed?
ps Inspired by true events https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/12/22/ratio-news-director-pens-open-letter-to-journalists-at-the-end-of-the-toughest-year-of-our-careers/
Oh, a friend of mine, who wishes to remain anonymous created the perfect @CNN graphic for an occasion like this.