guys in their teens and 20s: I don't know if this girl likes me, maybe I should talk to her, I dunno I'm not the most handsome guy though

guys in their 30s: I COULD HAVE FUCKED ALL OF THEM
Alternate and equally depressing take: girls who sleep around in their early 20s or late teens tend to get pregnant young and settle down and become normal so the whole 'all those bodies she had' meme is kind of BS.

30 year old wine aunt women are ones who didn't get laid.
Like I'm not even joking, all of the ones I knew had kids in their 20s. They literally ended up being the most 'trad' people.
Some of them even turned into conservatives
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