things yibo has said that sound like incorrect quotes
q: how do u make a girl happy
wyb: i dont
q: skincare tips?
wyb: slap it on ur face
q: how was ur kissing scene like
wyb: like pizza
q: greatest change this 2020
wyb: my age
q: how do u make a girl happy
wyb: i dont
q: skincare tips?
wyb: slap it on ur face
q: how was ur kissing scene like
wyb: like pizza
q: greatest change this 2020
wyb: my age
wyb on november 29: happy new year
mtjjs: *noisily showering him with affection on a livestream*
yibo: be quiet
yibo: be quiet
q: describe surfing in one word
wyb: (ignoring the "one word" part) muscular men and handsome
wyb: (ignoring the "one word" part) muscular men and handsome
wyb: *eating*
staff: that's xuan-ge's
yixuan: it's fine, just eat it
wyb: who asked u
staff: that's xuan-ge's
yixuan: it's fine, just eat it
wyb: who asked u
yixuan, joking: you regret knowing me dont u
yibo: yes
yixuan: wHY DID YOU AGREE
yibo: yes
yixuan: wHY DID YOU AGREE
yibo screaming from the rooftop: xiao zhan zhan ge zhan ge ZHAN GE !!!!!
xz raising his skirt to show his legs:
yibo, staring: W o W
yibo, staring: W o W
q: if anyone on earth appears before you at this very moment who would you want it to be
yibo: thats such a boring question
yibo: thats such a boring question
q: *asks about mtjjs*
yibo: whats that
yibo: whats that
q: can u talk about ur style today
wyb: it's just a shirt and a coat lol
wyb: it's just a shirt and a coat lol
q: ur girlfriend called while ure on a game and she said she misses you what would u say
wyb: im BUSY miss me later
wyb: im BUSY miss me later
wyb, complaining loudly on his solo livestream: ok i hate this and ure telling me i have to do this for like 50 more minutes
wyb: *trying to beat an egg*
wenhan: thats not how u do it
wyb: go away
wenhan: thats not how u do it
wyb: go away
yixuan: a lot of the comments say that yibo is handsome why is nobody calling me handsome
yibo: because i AM handsome
yixuan:
yibo: i mean ure handsome too but ure next to me now so
yibo: because i AM handsome
yixuan:
yibo: i mean ure handsome too but ure next to me now so
wyb: dont touch my big muscles
wenhan: im in charge of being good looking in uniq
yibo in the background: what? WHAT???
yibo in the background: what? WHAT???
wyb: to reduce carbon emissions dont talk
xz: whats not forbidden in the cloud recesses
wyb: *puts the mic down for gay effect*
wyb: you
wyb: *puts the mic down for gay effect*
wyb: you
wyb: *randomly tackles chengxiao to the ground*
wyb to the camera: so i couldnt lift her
wyb to the camera: so i couldnt lift her
q: youve been trending a lot lately. which one of those trends are nonsense?
wyb: all of them
wyb: all of them
xiao zhan: *imitating spongebob*
wyb in the background: oh my god thats so stupid
wyb in the background: oh my god thats so stupid
q: what are you here for
wyb: money
wyb: money
q: what kind of man are you? bad or nice?
wyb: im a man amongst all men
wyb: im a man amongst all men