things yibo has said that sound like incorrect quotes

q: how do u make a girl happy
wyb: i dont

q: skincare tips?
wyb: slap it on ur face

q: how was ur kissing scene like
wyb: like pizza

q: greatest change this 2020
wyb: my age
wyb on november 29: happy new year
mtjjs: *noisily showering him with affection on a livestream*

yibo: be quiet
q: describe surfing in one word

wyb: (ignoring the "one word" part) muscular men and handsome
wyb: *eating*

staff: that's xuan-ge's

yixuan: it's fine, just eat it

wyb: who asked u
yixuan, joking: you regret knowing me dont u

yibo: yes

yixuan: wHY DID YOU AGREE
yibo screaming from the rooftop: xiao zhan zhan ge zhan ge ZHAN GE !!!!!
xz raising his skirt to show his legs:

yibo, staring: W o W
q: if anyone on earth appears before you at this very moment who would you want it to be

yibo: thats such a boring question
q: *asks about mtjjs*

yibo: whats that
q: can u talk about ur style today

wyb: it's just a shirt and a coat lol
q: ur girlfriend called while ure on a game and she said she misses you what would u say

wyb: im BUSY miss me later
wyb, complaining loudly on his solo livestream: ok i hate this and ure telling me i have to do this for like 50 more minutes
wyb: *trying to beat an egg*

wenhan: thats not how u do it

wyb: go away
yixuan: a lot of the comments say that yibo is handsome why is nobody calling me handsome

yibo: because i AM handsome

yixuan:

yibo: i mean ure handsome too but ure next to me now so
wyb: dont touch my big muscles
wenhan: im in charge of being good looking in uniq

yibo in the background: what? WHAT???
wyb: to reduce carbon emissions dont talk
xz: whats not forbidden in the cloud recesses

wyb: *puts the mic down for gay effect*

wyb: you
wyb: *randomly tackles chengxiao to the ground*

wyb to the camera: so i couldnt lift her
q: youve been trending a lot lately. which one of those trends are nonsense?

wyb: all of them
xiao zhan: *imitating spongebob*

wyb in the background: oh my god thats so stupid
q: what are you here for

wyb: money
q: what kind of man are you? bad or nice?

wyb: im a man amongst all men
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