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airing of my grievances: a thread #Festivus
1) people that post 1,000,000 (filtered) selfies - this is BIZARRE insecure behavior. Go to therapy. No seriously...GO TO THERAPY
2) people that do not wave “thank you” if you let them over in traffic. Don’t be a rude turd.
3) adults that do not know the difference between your, you’re; there, their, they’re; to, too; then & than. It is not difficult & you’re smarter than this.
4) men that just want to be pen pals and never actually meet that are on dating apps. What’s the point? Go to an AOL chat room if you want a pen pal
5) people that do not shovel their sidewalks. It’s obvi that you’re lazy, but not everyone is & I’d love to walk my dog in the winter w/o breaking my leg
6) grown adults that argue with other grown adults on social media
7) Steelers fans
8) People that believe trickle down economics works
9) TTUN - just in general - everything about them
9) people that believe Skrewball whiskey is good & not just diabetes in a bottle pretending to be whiskey
10) old people that don’t even know how to work a smart phone “leading” our city (CLE)
11) people that believe Brewnuts are good donuts
12) when people suggest Melt when out of towners ask for the best restaurants to go to in Cleveland
13) the Dolans owning my favorite baseball team
14) Andrew Sendejo
15) people that believe wearing a mask is oppression
16) people that are perpetually late
17) people that don’t think Peaky Blinders is the best show ever
18) the 1995 Atlanta Braves, the 1997 Florida f’ing Marlins, the 2007 Boston Red Sox, & the 2016 Chicago Cubs
19) people that do not use Oxford commas
20) Donald Trump (& more so, his enablers)
Happy Festivus to one & all!
