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Y’all I have a story to tell you. So my friend has been smelling the unmistakable odor of “burnt plastic + blunt” which could only mean one thing: a skunk was living under the deck right next to his bonus room.
So he put a skunk cam under there to see what was happening. And for a few days Smelly McSkunkface went about their business. His idea was to observe the pattern for a few days and then close off the space when Stinky Floof was out doing whatever skunks do. Until one day...
... there were two. “Shit” it’s a family now buddy. So he’s brainstorming humane ways to remove the skunk but also being an IoT nerd he’s showing off the skunk every time it tripped the camera sensor. We begin teasing him about his pet skunks.
So he finds this one way cage thing. Kind of reverse Hotel California: you can leave but not come back out. Then he’d pour concrete once both were gone. Until the camera beeps and out comes a ground hog followed by an opossum a few minutes later.
Y’all. Underneath his deck these skunks are running some sort of operation. Whatever it is it doesn’t smell good. This is turning out to be a complicated operation. “There could be babies down there” is making things more difficult. But then yesterday...
Yup, a cat is also living there in the Putrid Hole Brothel and Cafe. I’ll keep you posted on the haps. So far the score is
Wildlife: 5
My friend: 0
Wildlife: 5
My friend: 0
I shared this tweet with him and he’s informed me there will be a second camera installed. 
Oh and things are getting skink-kier by the minute down there ...
