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In honor of the "Semester of COVID," a carol...
On the first day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
A pay freeze with a face mask.
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the second day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the third day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Nine students coughing,
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Nine students coughing,
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Ten profs Dis’fecting,
Nine students coughing,
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,...
Ten profs Dis’fecting,
Nine students coughing,
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,...
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Eleven Lights a Gassing,
Ten profs Dis’fecting,
Nine students coughing,
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,...
Eleven Lights a Gassing,
Ten profs Dis’fecting,
Nine students coughing,
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,...
Five Visa cards,
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams, and
A pay freeze with a face mask.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my UR gave to me
Twelve Consultants thriving,
Eleven Lights a Gassing,
Ten profs Dis’fecting,
Nine students coughing,
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,...
Twelve Consultants thriving,
Eleven Lights a Gassing,
Ten profs Dis’fecting,
Nine students coughing,
Eight mics not booming,
Sev -en‘Dowment’s growing,
Six Screens a Zooming,
Five Visa cards,...
Four Webinars,
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams,
And a pay freeze with a face mask.
Three Slack threads,
Two Huddle cams,
And a pay freeze with a face mask.
