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THE MUPPETS WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE: A THREAD.
The two old timers in the corner of the mess room taking the piss out of everyone who’s done less time in than them.
What an NQP sounds like trying to defuse a tense situation.
What it feels like when you’re in the back of the pool vehicle when you’re on a blue light run to ED.
What it sounds like when more than one relative is trying to tell you what’s happened leading up to you being sent today.
When you defy science and get through the smallest space to gain access.
When you hear it kicking off round the corner in ED.
When you and your crew mate say in unison “what you doing on the floor!?”
Me looking at an abrasion that came through as a catastrophic haemorrhage.
THE LOOK that’s given to anyone foolish enough to cut me up whilst on lights.
When you’ve warmed up your food for the second time for the radio to go off, AGAIN.
What the patient kicking off in ED is doing on the floor whilst demanding a bed.
When you’re crew mate has popped your clear through on the MDT and you realise you’ve not got your break to finish on.
When there’s freebies on the mess room table.
When someone is gossiping about something they know nothing about, but that’s none of my business.
The look you give people when they say “COVID IS A CONSPIRACY!”
What I look like just before I bash some bi-lateral chest decompressions.
And again med Twitter and the fellow emergency services have made my day coming up with their own tweets. 
