Hallmark Christmas movie. Academic writer. Wrote a best-selling book. Her Dean calls to tell her that the “university press just wired your royalties. Two million dollars.” 


I really regret not capturing this on video. I apologize it. It is glorious.
It’s @yalepress btw
The Dean just pulled her aside at a dinner party to say, “how does tenure sound to you??” Then she got a call from Stockholm. It’s just her mom. They missed a real opportunity to work in the Nobel.
She goes back in time and chooses the man instead of $2 million and tenure and media tours. Let me explain something to you. For a fraction of that $2 million you can buy a man. At full retail.