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Things I go through or hear for being this slim. (A THREAD)
Things I go through or hear for being this slim. (A THREAD)
Hey boss, we dey play ball together, because I slim you think sey you fit dey push me anyhow on top pitch??? I no blame you, na the stupid referee na. 
Lol, you see me eating, and the first thing you say is "Where is the food even going to sef?"
To my stomach dum dum, like every normal human.
To my stomach dum dum, like every normal human.
Stop trying to use one hand to pick me up. Gosshhhhhh it's so irritating and annoying asf!!!!
No, I'm not sick, neither am I SS. Being slim doesn't automatically mean I'm SS boss.
You see me working with a thick girl, and you stupidly shout "Star, you no dey follow your size." Bro just stfu, keep going, stop trying to be so stupid, I already know you are. Damnnnn
Let's not even talk about how I have to puncture more holes in every belt I wear, lol.
Or the fact that I have to wear belt on every fucking trouser I wear, or I would have to drag my trousers that day.
"One day, breeze go blow you away", yeah, the breeze from your empty head right??? Next person that tells me this is definitely losing a tooth. Jeez
People be like, "Why do you like big clothes?", oh bosss, if you saw the body under these clothes, you wouldn't advice against it, trust me.
Everything would be going a bit normal, then ramadan would come and man be looking like a broom. Like yo, it's just 30 days for crying out loud. 
Or how I was in SSS 2 and was wearing JSS 2 size sports wear, wanna talk about that???
Yes, I weigh 48. And so??? Move along dear
Stop asking me if I eat at all, please just stop. If dey put two of us down to run eating competition, I go finish you.
The next person that tells me I look like someone that vampire has sucked his block would chop bottle on his head, I swear.
I'm slim doesn't mean I don't have strength. Goddddddddddd, y'all should at least act like literates.
Being slim, having baby face and being of average height can be really annoying ehn. Talmabout you look like a 15 year old.
Or one 15 year old small boy trying to disrespect me cos he feels we are the same age. Ti ba gba eti e ehn
Or you go clubbing with your guys and the bouncer stops you and be like "How old are you?" Tf man!!!!
Because you bigger, you feel you can bully me. Bro, you dey mad???? Na one phone call go treat your fuck up for me. Fuckkkk
Let's not even talk about how people use me to measure the fatness or thickness of other people.
Talmabout, Femi is fat ooo, we would have to add like 5 Sodiq together. God punish anybody that says this again.
Talmabout, Femi is fat ooo, we would have to add like 5 Sodiq together. God punish anybody that says this again.
Don't fucking compare me to a broom, don't fucking try it. Are you mad????????
Me 
Slimfitting everything
Slimfitting everything
Stop touching my collar bone for God's sake. I know it's very visible, I know. Just don't fucking touch it, thank you.
Of all the time to flex your muscle, you chose the time I'm with a babe. Not cool man.
"See as you be like person wey get kwashiorkor"
If God doesn't punish you for me, I will call sango to help me out. Mf
If God doesn't punish you for me, I will call sango to help me out. Mf
Where in the books does it say slim people can't go to the gym???? I tell you I'm planning on going to the gym, and you ask me "To do what???" God punish you 
Stop calling me skinny, it's disrespectful and rude asf. I'm slim not skinny guyyyyy!!!
