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Exposing a fraud:
Anthony Martial
An overpriced farmers league level footballer with no talent whatsoever.
{A Thread}
Anthony Martial
An overpriced farmers league level footballer with no talent whatsoever.
{A Thread}
Let's just get straight to it, here he receives the ball in acres of space but doesn't know what to do, he passes it to Pogba and somehow as he runs in a straight direction the pass that was meant for Rashford ends up at his feet. Luck is the word.
Here, Martial makes a complete mess of controlling the ball and Jesse Lingard saves a chance that Martial nearly squandered with a World Class finish.
Martial slips somehow and he "heads" the ball by mistake into the net, he didn't even know what happened here. Again, more luck than intention.
What a prat !!! Here the ball clearly comes towards him too quickly and hits Martial's boot as he is trying to control it, but a speedy Dan James kept the ball in play.
Another lucky goal 
Anthony's shot takes a wicked deflection and just beats the keeper at his near post.
Anthony's shot takes a wicked deflection and just beats the keeper at his near post.
What on earth was this ? Lukaku plays a beautiful pass to Martial, but the prat squandered it and it hit the crossbar.
That selfish bastard 
Rooney's delightful pass for Lingard was stolen by Martial and he tucked it away with a simple tap in from 5 yards.
Rooney's delightful pass for Lingard was stolen by Martial and he tucked it away with a simple tap in from 5 yards.
Another pass stolen but this time he shoots from 10 yards, he is so selfish
Look at this mans passing, what is this?
Marcus Rashfords World Class finish from that dreadful cross from Martial makes sure the chance doesn't get squandered.
Marcus Rashfords World Class finish from that dreadful cross from Martial makes sure the chance doesn't get squandered.
Oh my days. What kind of dribbling technique is this ???? The finishing even worse, the angle was in his favour there imo. Any striker should scores that.
He can't dribble, honestly what is this ?
A World Class pass from Marcus Rashford leads to Martial scoring a simple tap in once again.
Again, a lucky skill that he probably did by mistake helps him beat a guy named Virgil van Dijk (idek where he is now, probably playing in a farmers league rn, or he could be dead, you never know) and he taps the ball in into an empty net.
Here again, a World Class pass from Marcus Rashford sets Martial up in a simple position to score a tap in.
Clearly he knew very little here, Martial. He messed up the control after he the rebound from the keeper bounced back, and he boots it with no technique into an empty net. Disgraceful from a a 50 mil pound player from Ligue 1
Last but not least, the ball falls to his feet and he dribbles the ball horrifically but somehow dribbles past that Slovakian Joel Matip and gets lucky as the keeper makes a lazy attempt at a save. Overrated goal, and the fans were a bit too excited imo.
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. Pls like and RT to show fans what a fraud this prat is. Thank You. 
. Pls like and RT to show fans what a fraud this prat is. Thank You.
@markgoldbridge
You mind giving this thread a read ?
You mind giving this thread a read ?
@UtdChe you're my idolo and I'll prolly get aired but like and rt maybe ??
