On the occasion of Tobio's birthday, let's have a very important discussion.

YES IM BRINGING UP KAGEYAMA DISCOURSE TODAY

EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT KAGEYAMA BECAUSE I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH?? IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY

HQTWT. We know Kageyama as the MILK loving boy. BUT IS HE REALLY??!!

THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT HE STRUGGLES TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MILK AND YOGURT MOST OF THE TIME.. BUT EVERYONE WANTS TO PAINT HIM AS AN UwU MILK LOVER BOY. NO! WRONG! HE'S AN UwU YOGURT LOVER BOY & I HAVE THE ULTIMATE PROOF.

LET'S COUNTDOWN

KAGEYAMA x MILK vs KAGEYAMA x YOGURT

No. of times he chose milk (manga + anime): 2

THAT'S RIGHT!! KAGEYAMA DRINKS MILK THROUGHOUT THE SERIES HOW MANY TIMES?? TWICE! ONLY TWICEEE!!!

AND TECHNICALLY!!

IT'S JUST ONCE!!!

THE VERY FIRST SHOT OF HIS APPEARENCE, WHAT IS HE DRNKING????

HE'S DRINKING GUN GUN YOGURT. THAT'S RIGHT!! IT'S YOGURT!! ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS U GET TO KNOW ABT KAGEYAMA IS THAT HE DRINKS YOGURT!!!

THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE CONFUSING TO SOME... WHY STRUGGLE TO CHOOSE IF U HAVE A FAVOURITE??

OFC KAGEYAMA"S FAVOURITE SPIKER IS HINATA BUT HE CANT SET THE BALL TO HIM EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! HE HAS TO GIVE SOME TO TANAKA & ASAHI TOO!! U NEED A LITTLE VARIATION IN LIFE & CHOOSE OTHER!

WHEN FURUDATE DREW HIM IN THE COVER, WHAT IS HE DRINKING??

YOGURT!

WHEN HE IS SLEEPY AND TIRED, WHAT IS HIS PICK ME UP??

YOGURT!
(ESP WHEN MILK IS RIGHT THERE. LIKE LITERALLY)

WHEN HE IS DETERMINED AND NEEDS PROTEIN TO REPAIR HIS MUSCLES??

YOGURT!

THE ULTIMATE FAVOURITE TREASURE AND REWARD FOR A GAMBLE?????!!!! THAT YOU WANT UR RIVAL TO BUY YOU FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK???!!!

WHAT DOES THE ANIME SAY????!!!

GU'N!!

GU'N!!!

YOGURT!!!!

CANON COUNTER VERDICT!!!!

GUN GUN YOGURT - A WHOOPING TOTAL! OF 8! WHOLE! TIMES!!!!

VERDICT - WINNER IS YOGURTYAMA!!!

I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYONE TALK MORE ABT MILKYAMA MORE THAN YOGURTYAMA. LIKE I KNOW U PROBABLY HAVE A PREFERENCE, BUT DONT IGNORE CANON PLEASE & LOOK AT REALITY. LEAVE UR DELUSIONS BEHIND. GROW UP.

LIKE GUN GUN YOGURT DRINKING KAGEYAMA.

(i know this is like a crack analysis but one afternoon i sat down and found every milk/yogurt kageyama & has been sitting in one of my analysis folders since 2019 beginning. so that's roughly two years ago LOL god give me strength so one day i write them all)