Motorway conversation and listening to Radio 1 with @MrsBlondielocks turned up the idea of more Muppet remakes. We’ve already spent too much time on this, so I present to you - A Muppet Die Hard! #DieHard
Obviously Kermit The Frog must play John McClane. Googling ‘Kermit in a vest’ proved fruitless, sadly.
Obviously Kermit The Frog must play John McClane. Googling ‘Kermit in a vest’ proved fruitless, sadly.
Obviously Kermit The Frog must play John McClane. Googling ‘Kermit in a vest’ proved fruitless, sadly.
Gonzo as Hans Gruber.
Gonzo as Hans Gruber.
Gonzo as Hans Gruber.
Animal as Alexander Godunov.
Animal as Alexander Godunov.
Animal as Alexander Godunov.
Miss Piggy as Holly Gennero-McClane.
Miss Piggy as Holly Gennero-McClane.
Miss Piggy as Holly Gennero-McClane.
Rolf as Al Powell.
Rolf as Al Powell.
Rolf as Al Powell.
Fozzy Bear as Dwayne T Robinson.
Fozzy Bear as Dwayne T Robinson.
Fozzy Bear as Dwayne T Robinson.
Zoot as Argyle.
Zoot as Argyle.
Zoot as Argyle.
The Newsman as Richard Thornburg.
The Newsman as Richard Thornburg.
The Newsman as Richard Thornburg.
Beaker as Theo.
Beaker as Theo.
Beaker as Theo.
Link Hogthrob as Harry Ellis.
Link Hogthrob as Harry Ellis.
Link Hogthrob as Harry Ellis.
Sam Eagle as Mr Takagi.
Sam Eagle as Mr Takagi.
Sam Eagle as Mr Takagi.
And finally, Statler and Waldorf as FBI Agents Johnson and Johnson.
And finally, Statler and Waldorf as FBI Agents Johnson and Johnson.
And finally, Statler and Waldorf as FBI Agents Johnson and Johnson.
Thank you for coming to this spectacular pre-Christmas silliness, and of course to @MrsBlondielocks for her inspiration and furious Googling. Stay safe, wear a mask and Happy Christmas!
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