📖 Story Time: How the Frogs helped the Lion save the world.

1. One day a story will be told, around the holidays, about how God worked through good people to defeat evil on the Earth. There will be many books written & stories told. This is a short version one of them.
2. Once upon a time, there was a great land that had been infiltrated with jackals, hyenas, baboons, serpents, witches & evil monsters. Their goal was to enslave & destroy all the good creatures & their children. The monsters were rich & powerful, but far fewer in number.
3. The land had been severely damaged over 8 years by an evil serpent with big ears. He had tricked many, but good creatures saw through his lies. He was followed by the evil witch, Cankles, who wanted to continue the destruction, but a Lion stepped in...
4. The jackals & hyenas mocked the Lion. They said he couldn’t win. The Lion was fierce & thousands went to his rallies wearing red hats. Witch Cankles called them deplorables & the red hat creatures chanted ‘Lock Her Up!’ The Lion won & Cankles had a seizure.
5. In the blue areas of the land, liberal tears flowed, snowflakes melted & safe spaces with coloring books were needed by frail, unhinged creatures with various mental disorders. The red hat creatures cheered, because they knew the Lion loved them & the land.
6. Although the Lion won, evil creatures placed by the big eared serpent attacked the Lion at every turn. Jackals & hyenas screamed ‘Russia!’ over & over. They hunted the Lion, but he had his own team with a brilliant plan. They knew they needed help from the frogs.
7. The frogs were very clever investigators, researchers & decoders. They were immune to the brainwashing of the monsters & could go down all the rabbit holes. They were given clues by the 17th letter of the alphabet & inspired by a brave General.
8. The frogs were given clues, uncovered lots of evidence & used the Internet against the evil monsters. Their evidence was called ‘conspiracy theory’ by the jackals, but the other creatures began to see the truth for the first time. Slowly, the land began to awaken...
9. In spite of the monsters, the Lion did great things for all the creatures of the land; even those that said, ‘Orange Lion Bad’. Many records were set & lies exposed, but the evil creatures kept attacking the Lion. Their hate for the Lion developed into a syndrome with no 💉.
10. The frogs developed a weapon of truth, called the Meme. The monsters had no sense of humor & could not defeat the powerful memes with their lies. Memes & videos spread across the land, while the monsters looked stupid for all to see.
11. The monsters were scared of the Lion & the frogs, so they asked for help from monsters from a different land called Chy-nah. Chy-nah sent a bug to make the other lands sick. The jackals claimed the bug was deadly, as an excuse to make silly rules & hurt the land.
12. Then came a challenger for the Lion. He was an old, senile baboon that liked to sniff creatures & say things that made absolutely no sense. The good creatures looked at each other, like ‘WTH?!’. They knew this baboon was no match for the Lion.
13. The frogs helped expose the truth about the bug, but many were filled with fear & covered their faces with undergarments, so the creatures named Karen wouldn’t scream at them. The baboon hid in a cave, while thousands of brave creatures chanted ‘We Love You’ to the Lion.
14. The monsters’ only tools were fear, hate & lies. The only chance at defeating the Lion was to cheat. The frogs & millions of red hats all showed up to choose the Lion as their leader. The monsters used witchcraft in an attempt to dethrone the Lion & claimed the baboon won.
15. Frogs & red hats joined again to to expose the lies. The monsters were caught, but the jackals & hyenas tried to hide the truth by silencing the frogs & threatening the all who tried to speak the truth. Many frogs were removed from their favorite places.
16. There were far too many frogs & red hats, so others took the place of the bigger frogs & kept on fighting for the Lion. The jackals continued to lie, but only the dumbest of creatures believed them. The Lion patiently waited, knowing he could unleash his dogs of war.
17. The Lion was brilliant & knew the plans of the evil monsters. All the creatures & frogs prayed & waited for the Lion to make his move. The Lion is ready to strike...
The story is still being written, but we know the ending is a happy one.
#MerryChristmas #HoldTheLine
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