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On the first day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
A dose of Corona-viree
On the second day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Two face masks
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 1/10
Gladys gave to me
A dose of Corona-viree
On the second day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Two face masks
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 1/10
On the third day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks
And a dose of Corona-viree
On the fourth day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 2/10
Gladys gave to me
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks
And a dose of Corona-viree
On the fourth day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 2/10
On the fifth day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 3/10
Gladys gave to me
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 3/10
On the sixth day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 4/10
Gladys gave to me
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 4/10
On the seventh day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Seven angry sailors,
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 5/10
Gladys gave to me
Seven angry sailors,
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 5/10
On the eighth day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Eight cancelled cricketers,
Seven angry sailors,
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 6/10
Gladys gave to me
Eight cancelled cricketers,
Seven angry sailors,
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 6/10
On the ninth day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Nine overzealous coppers,
Eight cancelled cricketers,
Seven angry sailors,
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 7/10
Gladys gave to me
Nine overzealous coppers,
Eight cancelled cricketers,
Seven angry sailors,
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 7/10
On the tenth day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
Ten rambling Scomos,
Nine overzealous coppers,
Eight cancelled cricketers,
Seven angry sailors,
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 8/10
Gladys gave to me
Ten rambling Scomos,
Nine overzealous coppers,
Eight cancelled cricketers,
Seven angry sailors,
Six new cases,
Five lines of bullshit,
Four days of lockdown,
Three Cabin-Crew,
Two face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 8/10
On the 11th day of Christmas
Gladys gave to me
11 Pollies rorting,
10 rambling Scomos,
9 overzealous coppers,
8 cancelled cricketers,
7 angry sailors,
6 new cases,
5 lines of bullshit,
4 days of lockdown,
3 Cabin-Crew,
2 face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 9/10
Gladys gave to me
11 Pollies rorting,
10 rambling Scomos,
9 overzealous coppers,
8 cancelled cricketers,
7 angry sailors,
6 new cases,
5 lines of bullshit,
4 days of lockdown,
3 Cabin-Crew,
2 face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 9/10
On the 12th day of Xmas
Gladys gave to me
12 Super-spreaders
11 Pollies rorting
10 Rambling Scomos
9 Overzealous coppers
8 Cancelled cricketers
7 Angry sailors
6 New cases
5 Lines of bullshit
4 Days of lockdown
3 Cabin-Crew,
2 face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 10/10
Gladys gave to me
12 Super-spreaders
11 Pollies rorting
10 Rambling Scomos
9 Overzealous coppers
8 Cancelled cricketers
7 Angry sailors
6 New cases
5 Lines of bullshit
4 Days of lockdown
3 Cabin-Crew,
2 face masks,
And a dose of Corona-viree
#auspol 10/10
