I don’t believe in astrology but I *do* believe the reason all Capricorns have giant chips on our shoulders is bc we’ve spent our entire lives convincing ourselves that we don’t care that our birthdays are eaten alive by ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* the holiday season *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

and subsequent post-holiday celebration fatigue

By the time everyone’s ready to care about people’s birthdays again it’s goddamn Aquarius season

I’m hearing that a lot of Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius people are also cranky about birthday erasure, and I think we can all agree that people with springtime birthdays are all fancy princesses who can go eat a sock