console lore: a thread

- Lore Drop 1 -

As soon as a console is made, it is produced and randomly charged to one follower's bank account. Shipment date is indefinite and will probably arrive some day.

If the follower returns the shipment, another follower is forced to craft the console by hand. If they fail to, they become a guy, who is being sought after in a bliphunt by @makeupaguy's followers.

There is only one of any of these consoles, but even still, at least 30 developers are contracted to make a console exclusive. Fail and they are blacklisted from their home country.

If, at any point, you look at a console and think "hmm. this console reminds me of this console @makeupaconsole made", that console becomes said console. In this way, new stock of a console can be made.

After 30 years, whichever console has "negablipped" the most new stock becomes the "arch bishop". The one which has created the most headcount from the create-by-hand clause becomes the "anti bishop."

These two bishops replace any current hardware manufacturers, and become the new console wars.