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Moshang stuck in the wall, but MBJ is the one stuck. He's snarling, fury radiating off him as some unknown power prevents from him smashing the wall or shadow walking his way out. There's a growing pressure from all sides that threatens to make each breath more difficult to draw.
SQH recognizes this... it's one of his many poorly-thought-out-but-very-lucrative wife plots... "M-my king... there is only one way to break this curse and free you..."
MBJ is going to hate him for this, he's sure, but it's only to save his life!
MBJ is going to hate him for this, he's sure, but it's only to save his life!
They'll just get it over with and never speak of it again! Yes, clearly this is only to save his king's life! After all, MBJ has never indicated any interest in receiving before, so SQH will make this as quick and painless as he can. Purely practical.
As SQH stammers his way through his explanation and constant reassurances that it will be as quick as possible, nothing more than necessary to break the curse, MBJ has gone from a raging storm of fury to a quiet, frigid seething. "Get on with it then."
Ever since then, MBJ has hardly even looked at SQH. What did he do?! He did exactly as he said: he tried to minimize what must surely have been an embarrassing and degrading experience for his king as much as he could! Now he's getting the cold shoulder?! How cruel!
SQH can't take it anymore. What was a very active bedroom has become stilted, awkward, and devoid of anything sexier than a kiss on his temple. Is his king THAT upset with bottoming? For how enthusiastically he nearly cripples SQH on a nightly basis, he should have more sympathy!
Finally SQH confronts him. He may have snuck into the wine for some courage, and maybe imbibed a little too much courage, but here they are.
"My king... I don't understand... I tried to help you! It was the only way to free you!"
"...This MBJ has thanked you for freeing him."
"My king... I don't understand... I tried to help you! It was the only way to free you!"
"...This MBJ has thanked you for freeing him."
"Then why are you so upset with me?! You hardly even look at me! What did I do?!-" his words are interrupted by a loud hiccup.
"...This MBJ is aware of how repulsive his husband finds him in such a role. His husband, however, needn't have been so forthright with his words then."
"...This MBJ is aware of how repulsive his husband finds him in such a role. His husband, however, needn't have been so forthright with his words then."
SQH blinks, the wine slowing his thoughts. Wait... repulsive?! His ideal man?! No no no, clearly MBJ just had no interest in that! Not the way he manhandles SQH into bed every night! That's why... wait... if MBJ thought that SQH didn't want to, then the words he said then.. uh oh
And thus our two favourite idiot couple resolve their latest miscommunication and bottom!MBJ celebrates his rights on a regular and enthusiastic basis.
