Top 10 things you shouldn’t say on first date:
10. “So yes, you can eat human hair if it’s in the right sauce.”
10. “So yes, you can eat human hair if it’s in the right sauce.”
9. “My fantasy. People who dress in bird costumes. Like the Baltimore Oriole. Or this crow costume I have in my trunk.”
8. “Let’s get to know one another. How many times have you accidentally kidnapped a random resident in town?”
7. “Socks. That’s it. Just love the sound of the word.”
6. “No pressure. But after the third date, I really hope you’d be open to shaving my face.”
5. “I love the Lakers.”
4. “I gave up smoking years ago. The same day I burned down that small village.”
3. “Love takes time. So does building an arsenal fit for the militia I hope to start.”
2. “I believe that we are made for one another. I mean literally made for each other. Do you believe that you’re a robot too?”
1. “You sleep peacefully. I know. I’ve watched.”