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A thread of Michael Owen’s worst ever bits of commentary
1. “That’s a foul! I mean he never touched him and it’s an obvious dive but he can’t argue with that booking”
2. “That’s a fantastic penalty, but he’ll be gutted it went wide”
3. “Footballers these days often use their feet”
4. “Whichever team scores more goals usually wins”
5. ”It’s impossible to stop Wayne Rooney in this kind of mood unless you tackle him like Jagielka just did there”
6. “Do they deserve to win? No. Liverpool do, which is why a draw is a fair result”
7. “He’s given the referee no choice but to consider his options”
8. “What a shot! That’s completely unstoppable but the keeper has got to do better for me “
9. “Ask any captain, he’ll tell you you want to shoot your own fans in the second half”
10. “To score goals in this league you need players who can score goals, that’s what it’s all about”
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