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Okay, everyone, I have prepared all morning, and am now ready to dig into this dumpster fire filled with shit https://www.elle.com/life-love/a35021224/martin-shkreli-christie-smythe-pharma-bro-journalist/
"Who is Martin Shkreli?" some of you may ask. and the answer is that he is an asshole who hiked up the price of a life-saving AIDS drug by 5,000 percent and was later found guilty of fraud and sentenced to prison. At his trial, he looked like this, which says everything:
wait, hang on, i need to get an alcoholic drink
a grifter who knows how to manipulate people! IMAGINE!
am i supposed to loathe her as much as him, because that's how i'm feeling
really???? THAT GUY???
girl, okay
girl, okay
this entire paragraph gave me emotional whiplash. I was like, "30 BUCKS ON VENDING MACHINE SNACKS FOR THIS MAN?? A HAMBURGER TOO? GIRL, WHAT??????????? Her husband deserves a vacation"
that book must have been such a disaster. "HOW I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MISUNDERSTOOD FRAUDSTER UWU 
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LMAOOO
"EXCUSE ME LET ME JUST CORRECT YOU ON THIS ONE VERY IMPORTANT POINT, JEALOUS HATERS"
the one sympathetic person in this entire article, who is not even directly quoted, has finally peaced the fuck out
"99% of what he says is completely delusional, but i love the 1% that isn't 
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incredible, just incredible
"incredible, just incredible
"PUBLISHING DID NOT WANT MY ROMANTIC TALE OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH A CONFIDENCE ARTIST WHO PRICE GOUGED LIFESAVING MEDICATION 
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when you declare your love for a grifter and the room smells like chicken wings
welllllllp
S H O C K as the same asshole who defended raising the prices of the EpiPen could be such a stone-cold asshole. WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN
oooooookay honey
AND THAT'S THE END. In light of this article, I feel like we should revisit my favorite jury stories of all time, the Martin Shkreli jury response! Truly, these are the best. https://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/
when you're aware of the defendant and you hate him
