Well, I beg your pudding, I got confused over the days and didn't realise yesterday was Sunday. So here I am to do the #VintageMagTweets now.

This batch is all about how to look good during this non-existent-party season. Strap in.

Want to look foxy?
Dress like a fox.

Want to look like a cracker? Dress as a cracker.

Stick earrings randomly about your clothes.

Or old sweet wrappers.

Or hang pencils round your neck. (Try not to look too depressed about it, though.)

Make your own delightful outfit out of an old string vest.

Make a hat shaped like a Christmas tree.

No fancy hats available? Improvise with your shower cap!

Or a food hygiene bonnet.

There may still be time to knit this glorious confection.

You can be glamorous even when you're doing your domestic chores, ladies.

Even terrifically old people of over 30 can at least try to look good.

Although, if you're an engineering student, it's probably best not to bother.

How a hilarious bit of cultural appropriation?

A reminder to the youngsters on here that make up in the 80s was a three-act opera.

Makeovers in magazines were hugely risky.

A reminder too that today's generation weren't the ones who invented Eyebrows.

Want an evening of non-stop wisecracks from pervy men? This is the outfit for you.

Thanks for the sisterly warning.

But here's why we do it: here's our Proper Girl Mode.

And finally, if it all gets too much, just stick one of these on and you're ready to rock. xxx