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TUBBS (The Untamed Box Boys): an official and highly scientific rankingTeam Horny Science returns to bring you THE definitive list of CQL actors organised by how much I personally think they should be put in a box.
18. Wang Yizhou
Absolutely not. How could you even suggest it. Hide this light under a bushel? NEVER.
FREE RANGE DA-GE ONLY.
Absolutely not. How could you even suggest it. Hide this light under a bushel? NEVER.
FREE RANGE DA-GE ONLY.
17. Liu Haikuan
Being in a box would give LHK a panic attack (he's never been in a box before! what if he does it wrong? what if someone puts a calculator in there???) and not even the joy of zanzan unboxing him would make it worthwhile.
Being in a box would give LHK a panic attack (he's never been in a box before! what if he does it wrong? what if someone puts a calculator in there???) and not even the joy of zanzan unboxing him would make it worthwhile.
16. Xuan Lu
No, but I would pay Good Cash Monies to see her trample a box beneath her feet. Step on the box, jiejie. STEP ON IT
No, but I would pay Good Cash Monies to see her trample a box beneath her feet. Step on the box, jiejie. STEP ON IT
15. Guo Cheng
The issue here is that Guo Cheng would not want to stay IN the box and I'm just not horny enough about it to want to expend the energy required to keep him there. A good boy but a waste of a box tbqh.
The issue here is that Guo Cheng would not want to stay IN the box and I'm just not horny enough about it to want to expend the energy required to keep him there. A good boy but a waste of a box tbqh.
14. Cao Yuchen
I don't have a good read on CYC. He seems like a sensible young men, but not so straight laced as to render putting him in a box inherently comical. Box neutral.
I don't have a good read on CYC. He seems like a sensible young men, but not so straight laced as to render putting him in a box inherently comical. Box neutral.
13. Meng Ziyi
Meng Ziyi in a box would be very cute but I just feel like she wouldn't get much out of the experience personally.
Meng Ziyi in a box would be very cute but I just feel like she wouldn't get much out of the experience personally.
12. Zhu Zanjin
I just feel like he probably has better things to do with his time? (coughlhkcough) Also, confined space means no splits, which would be tragic. Maybe he could crouch briefly in the box while cuddling Teeny and Woolly; that would be cute.
I just feel like he probably has better things to do with his time? (coughlhkcough) Also, confined space means no splits, which would be tragic. Maybe he could crouch briefly in the box while cuddling Teeny and Woolly; that would be cute.
11. Wang Haoxuan
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be like. Moderately amusing, and well deserved for certain fashion crimes. Why not. Box away. (Edit: I just remembered his English name is Vardy and now I'm furious again. Please thoroughly emboxen this terrible jock.)
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be like. Moderately amusing, and well deserved for certain fashion crimes. Why not. Box away. (Edit: I just remembered his English name is Vardy and now I'm furious again. Please thoroughly emboxen this terrible jock.)
10. Chen Zhouxuan
Chen Zhouxuan is very cute and she'd be even cuter in a box! If she fits, she sits! Let it be so!
Chen Zhouxuan is very cute and she'd be even cuter in a box! If she fits, she sits! Let it be so!
9. Yu Bin
Let's face it: one way or another, he probably deserves it.
Let's face it: one way or another, he probably deserves it.
8. Xiao Zhan
Xiao Zhan looks perpetually exhausted by fame. I prescribe a nice, long, relaxing boxcation.
Xiao Zhan looks perpetually exhausted by fame. I prescribe a nice, long, relaxing boxcation.
7. Li Bowen
I made the mistake of rewatching his music video yesterday and I'm still enraged. Into the box with him. Also, I think it would be funny/a fun physics challenge to figure out how to pack away all that Leg.
I made the mistake of rewatching his music video yesterday and I'm still enraged. Into the box with him. Also, I think it would be funny/a fun physics challenge to figure out how to pack away all that Leg.
6. Huang Ziteng
The douyin would be hilarious. Do it for the douyin.
The douyin would be hilarious. Do it for the douyin.
5. MARIUS FUCKING CHENG
YES. Triple taped along all the edges to prevent the possibility of escape, and filled with some kind of noise-cancelling bubble wrap in case he tries to sing or *clenches teeth* SPEAK ENGLISH AGAIN.
YES. Triple taped along all the edges to prevent the possibility of escape, and filled with some kind of noise-cancelling bubble wrap in case he tries to sing or *clenches teeth* SPEAK ENGLISH AGAIN.
4. Wang Yibo
Obviously Wang "idol rated most likely to be a literal cat which has cultivated into human form" Yibo should be in a box and frankly, I'm annoyed that I even have to say it.
(thanks as ever to my yibo pic dealer, @kanra)
Obviously Wang "idol rated most likely to be a literal cat which has cultivated into human form" Yibo should be in a box and frankly, I'm annoyed that I even have to say it.
(thanks as ever to my yibo pic dealer, @kanra)
