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One time my ex BFs baby mama called to let BF know she's coming to him for holidays. Guy panicked and didn't tell me and told me he's going to the shops. Kante brothers knew the girl was already in a taxi, they met at the mall and told baby mama he can't host her......
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Guy left the baby mama at the mall and came back to his place to tell me there is fire on the mountain he has to rush to work. Haibo nna ke mowe minding my business when I hear someone pulling a suitcase and a baby talking...
Guy left the baby mama at the mall and came back to his place to tell me there is fire on the mountain he has to rush to work. Haibo nna ke mowe minding my business when I hear someone pulling a suitcase and a baby talking...
.. Lady was telling her baby "Ngwanaka ke ga papago mo" my heart started jaiving kare mo drama will start brewing, she knocked and I went outside, she introduced herself and I introduced myself too. She asked kagiso okae 
and I'm like he went to work.....
Lady was telling her baby "Ngwanaka ke ga papago mo" my heart started jaiving kare mo drama will start brewing, she knocked and I went outside, she introduced herself and I introduced myself too. She asked kagiso okae and I'm like he went to work.....
She was like noh that can't be I was with him 30min ago at the mall. That moment I knew drama is about to happen, girl called Kagiso's mom and explained everything, the mom said how diud you get there in the first place, come back home. So girl knew she lost in that moment..
Girl was not having it and decided to call the small aunt(Kagiso's aunt)... That's when I knew I'm going to be in Lockshin biskop. Lady dfidnt take time and also tagged the uncles to come, when they got there, never mind you I'm still in a towel and naked underneath....
So now everyone is there except guy, in my mind I'm like yoh the community will take videos and I'll trend on social media. I'm panicking but trying not to show. I'm calm
They called Kagiso to come orelse ba tlo ntrapa. Trapa mang eh I asked them to leave the room so I can get dressed they said "There's no privacy for relationship breakers" I kept calm and stripped down and put on a show, now the aunt got pissed, I also got pissed and was ready to
Fight. I also have cousins around mamelodi so I'm wondering if I should involve them and tag them too. Then remembered everyone thinks I'm at my grand place taking care of her. The John Cena in me was like fok let's do this...
Finally Kagiso showed up and now lectures started. Kana I'm still wearing, the baby mama is hyped up and starts swearing at me "Yeyii matswele a Makoto".
She goes on for about 30min and mid swearing she still takes jabs at me "Matswele a Makoto" (Masemola lang). Kagiso tells them it's over between him and baby mama. At this point the family is pissed and now they wanted to trapa me. Guy stood there shocked
I'm like "Kagiso can you just let me go ill leave for home" his like noh they are crazy, eh when they heard that they started throwing punches, kagiso still stood there and didn't shield me, there was water in the 20l bucket so I took a jar and showered them..
Noise, shouting, baby crying, kagiso still stood there shaking. The uncles are there complaining leave the poor girl. They locked the room I couldn't escape, I'm busy shouting kagiso help me. Kagiso ke bosepa shame. I got on top of the bed and told them
Fine I'll leave kagiso alone. So I grab my phone and tablet and showed them I'm deleting his numbers, ofcos I knew them by heart so they got convinced, saw kagiso slide his bank card in my bag. I had to apologize to baby mama and leave. So they accompanied me and told kagi
To sit back they will be back, now it's a whole show and the neighbor was quickly briefed so ntate Ole came and rescued me, asked if he should accommodate me for the night was like noh I'm going to my flat in cbd(was lying) just wanted to ge away from Mamelodi
Now I'm thinking it's about half 5 and I won't get any long distance taxis, I can't tell any family member or anything. Called one of my friends to accommodate me she tells me o fasitse ndoda, at that point was like I'll sleep on the streets cos I've seen worse...
Gotta act fast so I remember kagi slid his bank card quickly rushed to the mall to withdraw money so I can book somewhere, kare kwatlaaa atm the bank card has R500 haibo ntombo that means gotta go homjr, withdrew it, rushed to the taxi rank, the taxi marshal are like the taxi
The last taxi left, so they saw I'm not well and made calls. Luckily there was a taxi from Bossman and the guy agreed to collect me. Now on our way home calls are coming through, unknown numbers and kagi
I'm thinking of my revenge to bosepa bjola, we were 6 in the taxi. So I started telling my story to them and you know old people and story telling, they were like yoh, aowa and then. So I asked for one of the ladies phone to make a call to kagiso
Tilili Tilili he answered, put on my English accent and told him your so called girlfruehd was involved in a taxi collision, hung up and blocked his number on that ladies phone. Took mine called my aunt to let them know I'm coming they shouldn't lock. Laid down napped
Eventually got home didn't tell anyone, following day got so many calls his family asking me where kagiso is, apparently he left after me and went to his friends place, now they pleading with me to ask him to go home, I was not having it called kagi and told him should he go..
Oh well he listened to me and didn't go.
Few days later had to block him cos wow I took on some beatings infront of him, even thou I tried to take out the John Cena in me, even that John Cena in me sat back that day. The end
Oh le Ska jola ga Masemola!
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So since y'all asked lenna I was curious and texted him. 
