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Leia Kenobi A THREAD 
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People talk about the content they like as if its perfect WAY too much. My favorite Star Wars is RotJ, so I'm going to talk about something I'd fix.
Leia should be Obi Wan Kenobi's daught.
Hear me out.
:People talk about the content they like as if its perfect WAY too much. My favorite Star Wars is RotJ, so I'm going to talk about something I'd fix.
Leia should be Obi Wan Kenobi's daught.
Hear me out.
Satine Kryze Duchess of Mandalore becomes pregnant with Leia when Obi Wan & her first spend time together in The Clone Wars TV show. Given her disdain for the Jedi & there new violent ways &...
...knowing that if her daughter's force sensitivity is discovered, she could be taken by the Jedi to be trained & Obi would be expelled from the Order she gives her up to Bail Organa of Alderaan.
Bail agrees to raise her but implores Satine to visit often so that her daughter may know her (this ties into Leia knowing her biological as a very beautiful sad woman).
* * *
Satine tells Obi Wan & they keep this secret together.
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Satine tells Obi Wan & they keep this secret together.
Obi Wan respects her wishes not to ever train Leia in the ways of the Force.
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"General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in The Clone Wars, now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire.
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"General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in The Clone Wars, now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire.
I regret that I am not able to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack & I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.
My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
This message coming from his own daughter is what brings him back into the fight.
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This message coming from his own daughter is what brings him back into the fight.
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"Luke! Don't give in to hate, that leads to the Dark Side."
"Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can."
"I will, & I'll return. I promise."
"That boy, reckless is he. Now matters are worse."
"That boy was our last hope."
"No, there is another."
"Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can."
"I will, & I'll return. I promise."
"That boy, reckless is he. Now matters are worse."
"That boy was our last hope."
"No, there is another."
Even now Obi Wan still doesn't consider training Leia as an option. Even as a ghost himself, he won't ignore Satine's wishes.
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"Yoda spoke of another."
"The other he spoke of was my daughter."
"Your daughter?"
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"Yoda spoke of another."
"The other he spoke of was my daughter."
"Your daughter?"
"To protect her from the perils of life as a Jedi her mother hid her away when she was born, & to honor her mothers wishes I let my daughter stay with her adoptive family. That is the reason that my daughter remains safely anonymous. "
"Leia! Leia is your daughter."
"Leia! Leia is your daughter."
"Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down Luke. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor."
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"Leia, do you remember your mother? Your real mother?"
"Just a little bit. She died when I was very young."
"Tell me."
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"Leia, do you remember your mother? Your real mother?"
"Just a little bit. She died when I was very young."
"Tell me."
"She was very beautiful & kind, yet sad. Why are you asking me this?"
"I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her."
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"The force is strong is our families. My father has it, I have it, Ben has it, &.... his daughter has it. Yes, it's you Leia."
"I know, some how...
"I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her."
* * *
"The force is strong is our families. My father has it, I have it, Ben has it, &.... his daughter has it. Yes, it's you Leia."
"I know, some how...
I've always known."
Luke gives Leia his green lightsaber, not wanting to meet Vader with a weapon, seeking only to save him.
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"Unarmed? I know you, misplaced, your father's old Jedi weapon."
Meaning he lost it when Vader chopped his hand off.
Luke gives Leia his green lightsaber, not wanting to meet Vader with a weapon, seeking only to save him.
* * *
"Unarmed? I know you, misplaced, your father's old Jedi weapon."
Meaning he lost it when Vader chopped his hand off.
"But perhaps you may remember... this."
Palp takes out OBI WAN'S lightsaber (Vader presented it to the Emperor after he killed Obi Wan)
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Palp takes out OBI WAN'S lightsaber (Vader presented it to the Emperor after he killed Obi Wan)
* * *
The Rebel fleet is being destroyed out the window of Palps throne room.
"From here you will witness the final destruction of the alliance & the end of your insignificant Rebellion."
Luke looks at Obi Wan's saber at Palps side.
"From here you will witness the final destruction of the alliance & the end of your insignificant Rebellion."
Luke looks at Obi Wan's saber at Palps side.
"Oh, you want this don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take it. Take Kenobi's weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant."
"No."
"No."
"It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You like... your father... are now... MINE."
* * *
"Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong, especially for... the daughter, so Kenobi had a daughter. Your feels have betrayed her too.
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"Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong, especially for... the daughter, so Kenobi had a daughter. Your feels have betrayed her too.
Obi Wan was wise to hide her from me. If you will not turn to the Dark Side, then perhaps she will."
"NEVER!"
* * *
Vader is seeing Luke being zapped by the Emperor just like he was when Palp broke him (in my versions Anakin was burned by Palp's lightning NOT lava).
"NEVER!"
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Vader is seeing Luke being zapped by the Emperor just like he was when Palp broke him (in my versions Anakin was burned by Palp's lightning NOT lava).
Vader can't take watching his son suffer the same fate but the Emperor senses Anakin's betrayal & zaps him before he can grab him.
Then Anakin would see Obi Wan's lightsaber that Luke had just thrown away when he said "I am a Jedi like my father before me."
Then Anakin would see Obi Wan's lightsaber that Luke had just thrown away when he said "I am a Jedi like my father before me."
Anakin would use the force to bring the saber to his left hand & block the lightning & start getting closer & closer to the Emperor.
Anakin would get close enough to cut off the Emperor's hands Pick him up & throw him down the hole & he explodes.
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Anakin would get close enough to cut off the Emperor's hands Pick him up & throw him down the hole & he explodes.
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"Now go my son. Leave me."
"No you're coming with me. I'll not leave you here. I've got to save you."
"You already have Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell Obi Wan, you were right."
"Father, I won't leave you."
Anakin Skywalker dies.
"No you're coming with me. I'll not leave you here. I've got to save you."
"You already have Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell Obi Wan, you were right."
"Father, I won't leave you."
Anakin Skywalker dies.
& now this isn't incest! Yay!
