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the sound of music is on tv in the central time zone, which means my dad is back on his bullshit
every year that the sound of music airs on network TV, my dad texts me to remind me about how he still has a crush on her.
and to make this whole thing weirder, when i was a kid, i thought julie andrews was the most beautiful and classy woman in the world. without knowing about my dad's ongoing crush on her. conclusion: being in love with julie andrews is genetic
the extremely rich barry diller who owned the parent company of a place where i used to work would buy tables at galas and sometimes i'd get invited to attend the galas. julie was at one. we were in the same room. i couldn't get up the courage to approach her. still regret it.