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Clearing out a pile of ancient screenshots on my iPad and came across this classic from the undisputed Prince of Pish:
And this, from the ever-oblivious Lil’ Loco:
And remember when the country ground to a halt in March 2019 when 17 million Brexiters took to the streets? Me neither.
Then there was that time Nadine Dorries made us all think Boris Johnson had died.
No, Lance. No.
Exclusive: Brexit benefits revealed. Something about toilet flushes, apparently.
The whitest guy on Twitter taught us all a thing or two about ‘imaginary racism’, probably shortly after screaming at his mom for coming into his room without knocking.
Nostradumbus predicts the future:
One of my personal favourites, this one. Tesco started warning that food supplies could be disrupted by a No Deal Brexit. Lateral thinker Ruby had the solution:
Someone in IT deserves a bollocking for letting ‘John Wilson’ go this weird.
Only Benny had the lowdown on biometric nano sensors and wireless-ready vaccines. You don’t hear about this stuff in the so-called news media. Probably because it’s bollocks for the tin-hat brigade.
And finally ... Wokelibtards.
