Wow, ok, buckle up, everyone. I was googling "medieval butt trumpet" to doublecheck myself on this thread, and...I think I discovered a bunch of...FORGED medieval butt trumpets??? #MedievalTwitter https://twitter.com/erik_kaars/status/1340651398413860864
So, I was skimming through Google search images, and I saw some results from websites and Pinterest that seemed odd to me. I took a closer look, and I recognized a bunch of the images, but the versions I knew didn't have trumpets??

Like this site: https://www.sadanduseless.com/tubas/ 
[CW: the next few tweets have a lot of butts, some genitals, a certain amount of feces, and a rooster doing something to someone's rear end]
A LOT OF THAT WEBSITE'S IMAGES DO NOT ORIGINALLY HAVE TRUMPETS.

Left is an image from there, which also seems to be circulating more widely.

Right is the original REAL image.

(Bodleian, MS. Bodl. 264, f 56r)
Left is another image from the article, also circulating widely.

Right is the original, sans trumpet, from The Rutland Psalter.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?? WHO IS DOING THIS???

(BL, MS Add MS 62925, f.87v)
The trumpet here is so BLATENTLY not part of the original image.

The right (which I *think* is from the The Gorleston Psalter) is the original, with no trumpet. I need to track down the exact folio.
This is a WEIRD one, bc it already has so much going on, so why add a trumpet??

Right is the original.

(BL, MS Royal 14 E III, f. 89)
I just....don't understand why someone would make up a bunch of medieval butt trumpets. I don't know if that site did it or if they found them online.

They show up all over, including on websites "explaining" the trope:

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-so-many-medieval-manuscripts-depict-butt-trumpets https://9gag.com/gag/aVw0jW8 
I *think* several of the others are also fakes (like this one), but none of these have citations for the original manuscripts, making it difficult to check the originals.

Thankfully, I am a medieval butt expert! 🍑🔍
I am not finished with this mystery. I am going to crack this whole case wide open eventually!

There will be NO false medieval butts on my watch!
Never fear! I am going to crack this case.

I will get to the bottom of it!

I am on their tail!

There will soon be a rear-veal!

(....ok, I will stop)
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