[Thread]: Old school "medicine" ads obviously created by aliens.
Let's begin with cocaine toothache drops, for only 15 cents.
Let's begin with cocaine toothache drops, for only 15 cents.
Best prescription for malaria, chills and fever: Grove's tasteless Chill Tonic, obviously.
"It is simply iron and Quinine in a tasteless form".
"It is simply iron and Quinine in a tasteless form".
It only contains "menthol, cocaine, red gum, eucalyptus, guaiacum, rhatany, potash, borax, formaldehyde and cinnamon oil"
Compound Cream of Ammonia removes that tired feeling in your morning bath and also cleans culinary utensils.
Don't forget to use it when you need to clean and restore color to the carpet.
Don't forget to use it when you need to clean and restore color to the carpet.
Malt Bitters - the purest and best medicine in the world for nourishing and strengthening and for overcoming dyspepsia, debility and wasting diseases.
Merchant's Garglin Oil is the standard, Liniment of the United States and is good for burns, scalds, rheumatism, flesh wounds, sprains, bruises, lame back, hemorrhoids, toothache, sore throad, chapped hands and many other diseases.
Dr. Hand's Remedies for Children: mothers, use Dr. Hand's Colic Cure in place of stupefying syrups, paregoric, and cordials. Immediate relief for wind colic or crying babies. Not injurious.
The cat in a dress skipping rope is important.
The cat in a dress skipping rope is important.
The most popular agent. Compound Oxygen: its mode of action and results, a treatise of nearly two hundred pages, giving full and interesting information is mailed free to every applicant.
I'm concerned about the mental health of those who designed this