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What’s happening on Eastenders leading up to Christmas: a thread.
Ian got bashed on the head in a classic Eastenders who done it, he’s fighting for his life and Christmas will probably kill him off
Suspect #1 Ben Mitchell
In my opinion he did it. He found Ian snitched on him and Phil to the police when they were out stealing cars with Kat and Kush
In my opinion he did it. He found Ian snitched on him and Phil to the police when they were out stealing cars with Kat and Kush
Suspect #2 Sharon Beale
She’s now married Ian on his death bed but she might have found out that Ian was responsible for her son Denny’s death on the boat.
She’s now married Ian on his death bed but she might have found out that Ian was responsible for her son Denny’s death on the boat.
Suspect #3 Peter Beale
His own son, yes he is a suspect. He hates his dad for not much other than Ian is a bit of a prick and favours Bobby
His own son, yes he is a suspect. He hates his dad for not much other than Ian is a bit of a prick and favours Bobby
Suspect #4 Bobby Beale
After killing Lucy, he has gone a bit crazy and thinks he sees her knocking about the square. Peter has convinced Bobby that it was Ian that deserved to die not Lucy.
After killing Lucy, he has gone a bit crazy and thinks he sees her knocking about the square. Peter has convinced Bobby that it was Ian that deserved to die not Lucy.
Suspect #5 Tina Carter
Her and Ian had a fight in the square that ended in her whacking him and her getting a busted lip, but I’m not really sure why they are fighting other than Ian is a bit of a prick
Her and Ian had a fight in the square that ended in her whacking him and her getting a busted lip, but I’m not really sure why they are fighting other than Ian is a bit of a prick
Suspect #6 Kathy Beale
Ian stole all her money in a mortgage fraud so he could buy the queen vic for Sharon. She said she was fine with it but I reckon she wished she used protection instead of having Ian tbh.
Ian stole all her money in a mortgage fraud so he could buy the queen vic for Sharon. She said she was fine with it but I reckon she wished she used protection instead of having Ian tbh.
Suspect #7 Kheerat Panesar
New to the square, HUGE mummy’s boy. His mum told him she doesn’t like Ian because she’s a massive witch and ordered him to do something about it. (Side note, he thinks Gray killed Chantelle, we’ll get to that in a bit)
New to the square, HUGE mummy’s boy. His mum told him she doesn’t like Ian because she’s a massive witch and ordered him to do something about it. (Side note, he thinks Gray killed Chantelle, we’ll get to that in a bit)
Suspect #8 Max Branning
Always my fave in a who done it. Him and Linda have been doing the nasty (more info to come) and Ian found out. In his love for Linda and want to protect her, he could have bashed Ian over the head for him to keep his mouth shut.
Always my fave in a who done it. Him and Linda have been doing the nasty (more info to come) and Ian found out. In his love for Linda and want to protect her, he could have bashed Ian over the head for him to keep his mouth shut.
Now onto side story lines that could be brought up over xmas. This bitch Katie has turned up as Micks old care worker. Mick has claimed she sexually abused him when he was in care but she’s denying it. (Shes a bitch and deffo did it)
Mick is now turning everyone away and going a bit crazy but won’t tell anyone way. He won’t speak to (now ex alcoholic) Linda and keeps turning her away, so in anger she went and slept with the bean head we call max branning
This bitch is just causing havoc on the square and she’s just a class A cunt and will stop at nothing for a bit of money in her pocket. Pretty much everyone on the square hates her and she sent her own son to jail for something he didn’t do. She also pretended she had cancer.
Denise was reunited with her adopted son Raymond (Phil is the dad) when he lost his adoptive family in a car accident. She split up with Jack over it and now Kim is back to help her take care of him.
OKAY THIS CUNT DESERVES THE DEATH PENALTY. Gray was abusive to now late wife Chantelle and ended up killing her and getting away with it. I think it will get found out on xmas day.
Kush is now living with Kat at the slaters and has a gambling problem and is on bail for stealing cars with Phil but took all the blame so Phil didn’t kill him lol.
Stacey stole her ex-bestfriend Ruby’s money using identity fraud because Ruby started dating Stacey’s ex husband Martin. Stacey is now paying back Ruby the money but will stop at nothing to steal her man back. (Routing for you stace)
Pretty sure that’s enough for you lot to keep up this year for the Christmas duff duff. I’ve deffo forgot things but it’s not important rn so enjoy getting bevved with your mum and bitching about how much of a prick Ian is and how much of a bitch Linda is for cheating on Mick.
