Strong Jingle All The Way vibes as the gentry of north London pile into Waitrose to get the last Brie and Cranberry Parcels
Blitz spirit as elderly left-wingers batter each other for the last carton of bread sauce
Corpses piling up at the smoked salmon stall. Things have taken a dark turn
One geezer about to set a new Holloway record for Number of Turkeys Stuffed Into a Prius
Another shovelling handfuls of raw sage and onion stuffing into her Daunt bag
@Joanna__Hardy : “come home with a turkey or don’t bother coming home at all”
Bearded fella in front of me limping from the errant Brussells sprout in his Croc
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